YOU ARE READING drunk & blonde jokes Humor #blondjokes #drunk #funnystories #jokes #whydoihavetodothesethings pillow pet 542 51 4 by Kirika_nai by Kirika_nai Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Guy: That party was awesome! Girl: you were drunk the entire time.... Guy: no I wasn't Girl: you grabbed my cat, put her in a pillow, and screamed "its a pillow, its a pet, its a pillow pet!"