cat-astrophe: Bonjour, Shuichi. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
shumai: No, I don't want to sleep with you
cat-astrophe: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor
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shumai: He's speaking some kind of French
dicedicebaby: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.
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pianoqueen: Which way did they go?
dicedicebaby: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.
pianoqueen: You could really figure it out from that?
dicedicebaby: No, you idiot, they sent me a text. See?
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amamicado: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
nochromo: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
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cat-astrophe: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
nochromo: Ryoma, it's four o'clock in the morning.
cat-astrophe: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
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spacejam: Between Rantaro, Ryoma, Kokichi, and Korekiyo -- if you had to -- who would you punch?
makiroll: No one! They are my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them
spacejam: Kokichi?
makiroll: Yeah, but I don't know why
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amamicado: Last night I found out Kork is a sleep talker
pianoqueen: Oh, really?
amamicado: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3 am
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The Training Trio
luminaryofthestars: Okay, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, an "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
sidekick: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it
luminaryofthestars: Okay, so, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?
sidekick: No, actually first he started on my waist. And then, he slid up, and then, he was in my hair
luminaryofthestars: Ohhhh
makiroll: ohhhh
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Ryoma
rantaro: And, uh, and then I kissed him
ryoma: Tongue?
rantaro: Yeah
ryoma: Cool
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cummininhot: How do people not swear??? Like where does their anger go?? How do they show their enthusiasm??? What if they stub their toe??? Like saying golly gosh isn't really going to cut it, Kaede
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Random{Swear and Mention of Sex Warning!} I'm bored and want to practice writing, so yay. No one is going to be in character, let's just say that. Also, there's a lot of shipping going on oof. ---------------- Danganronpa belongs to Spike Chunsoft :D ...