(in)correct texts because yes

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cat-astrophe: Bonjour, Shuichi. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

shumai: No, I don't want to sleep with you

cat-astrophe: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor

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shumai: He's speaking some kind of French

dicedicebaby: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.

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pianoqueen: Which way did they go?

dicedicebaby: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.

pianoqueen: You could really figure it out from that?

dicedicebaby: No, you idiot, they sent me a text. See?

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amamicado: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?

nochromo: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

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cat-astrophe: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

nochromo: Ryoma, it's four o'clock in the morning.

cat-astrophe: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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spacejam: Between Rantaro, Ryoma, Kokichi, and Korekiyo -- if you had to -- who would you punch?

makiroll: No one! They are my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them

spacejam: Kokichi?

makiroll: Yeah, but I don't know why

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amamicado: Last night I found out Kork is a sleep talker

pianoqueen: Oh, really?

amamicado: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3 am

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The Training Trio

luminaryofthestars: Okay, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, an "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?

sidekick: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it

luminaryofthestars: Okay, so, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?

sidekick: No, actually first he started on my waist. And then, he slid up, and then, he was in my hair

luminaryofthestars: Ohhhh

makiroll: ohhhh

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Ryoma

rantaro: And, uh, and then I kissed him

ryoma: Tongue?

rantaro: Yeah

ryoma: Cool

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cummininhot: How do people not swear??? Like where does their anger go?? How do they show their enthusiasm??? What if they stub their toe??? Like saying golly gosh isn't really going to cut it, Kaede

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