IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THOUGHT

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eagle1: THOT PATROL, REPORT!!!

pianoqueen: wtf?

beentheredonethat: NO THOTS IN THE DINING AREA, SIR!

currentlydoingthat: NONE IN THE COURTYARD, SIR!

happenedonceinadream: NO THOTS IN THE GYM, SIR!

cosplayingblueberry: um wut

ifithadtobearobot: NONE IN THE CASINO, SIR!

eagle2: NO THOTS IN THE POOL AREA, SIR!

eagle1: THOT PATROL, ROLL OUT!!!!

beentheredonethat, eagle2 and 3 others are offline

cosplayingblueberry: Kokichi, what did you do?

eagle1: I became the Ultimate Supreme Leader of the Thot Patrol

praisebetoatua: But all women are queens smh (ノ_<。)

eagle1: If she breathes, she's a THOOOOTTTTTTTT imho

praisebetoatua: *intense pew-pew battle intensifies ( -_・) ︻デ═一  ▸*

eagle1: You wanna go, thot?

praisebetoatua: Square up, fookboy! (ง'̀-'́)ง

eagle1: Oh yeah, it's on >:D

cosplayingblueberry: Not all women are thots, but all thots are women

eagle1: Not all thots are women, but all women are thots

pianoqueen: I'm still extremely confused

eagle1: Oh, we started a thot patrol

pianoqueen: Who is we?

eagle1: I am addressed as Eagle 1.

eagle1: Rantaro = Been there, done that (half-true but let's keep that hush-hush).

eagle1: Shuichi = Currently doing that

eagle1: Korekiyo = It happened once in a dream

eagle1: Kiibo = If it had to be a robot

eagle1: Kaito = Eagle 2

makiroll: oh thank god

praisebetoatua: *Atua

cosplayingblueberry: Kiibo is a Thot Patroller?

pianoqueen: YOU FUCKED RANTARO?

eagle1: No wtf

eagle1: Stupid Love Hotel randomizes the key person. Got Rantaro instead of Shuichi. We just chilled and maybe cuddled, but it was completely platonic

pianoqueen: ARE YOU CHEATING?

cat-astrophe: he just explained it, moron

pianoqueen: I'M GONNA TELL SHUICHI YOU'RE CHEATING ON HIM

cat-astrophe: shuuuush

pianoqueen: pffftt hahaha Just Kidding! (^v^)

cat-astrophe: omiatua

eagle1: Wanna join the Thot Patrol, Ryoma?

cat-astrophe: nah, it sounds incredibly boring

eagle1: Your loss :)

cat-astrophe: is it tho

eagle1 is offline

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