The Purple Heart Hacker

The Movie Date

"So which movie should we watch first?" Don's girlfriend asked as she held out some movies.

"Uh... hey April I don't know any of these movies which one should I pick?" Donnie whispered into the earpiece as he sat down on the couch.

Earpiece: "Uh, I don't know..." April squinted her eyes through the window. "How about the one with the sea monster." She suggested.

"That one." Donnie pointed to said movie.

"'The Giant Catfish'? You sure, it's kinda spooky." Purple_Topdoggg101 warned.

"Absolutely! I ain't afraid of no fish." Donnie said with pride.

"All right then." She put the movie on. Then sat next to Donnie.

After about 20 minutes into watching the movie:

T.V: The characters were running away from a giant vicious catfish. And for some reason they thought the aquarium was a good hiding place.

Whiled Donnie was watching the seen he felt the girl start to clench onto his arm. "Is something wrong?" He took his eyes off the screen to see what was the problem.

"Oh it's nothing. It's just that this part always creeps me out a little is all. But with you here it's not so bad." She snuggled in closer.

"Well don't worry it's only a movie. A very inaccurate one in fact. Half of this stuff is impossible, so you have nothing to worry about." Donnie said then a worrying thought came. "(As long as an Oozesquito doesn't decide to infect a catfish that is.)"

"Oh, wow. Your so brave and smart." The girl tilted her head up with pucker lips.

Donnie froze in disbelief. He couldn't believe that she wanted to kiss him already. ("Dang, I'm even smoother than I thought.)" He thought. Then he closed his eyes as he started to wrap his arms around her.

Earpiece: "NOOOOO!!!" April yelled in despair.

"AHHH!" Donnie jumped in a panic as he fell off the couch.

"Are you all right?" Purple_Topdoggg101 asked.

"Uh... Y-yeah I um... just d-dropped something." Donnie groan as he felt the painful ringing in his ears. Then he crawled to the back of the couch to whisper into the earpiece. "What is it April?"

Earpiece: "It's... it nothing." April hesitated to speak her mind. "I just um... got mad at how dumb the characters in the movie are being." April said to mislead him from her real thoughts.

"Hehe, I know right." Donnie chuckled.

"Know what?" She poked her head out of the top of the couch.

"Eek! I-I knew that it was here! Haha... ha." Donnie said nervously.

10 Minutes later:

T.V: The characters were celebrating the defeat of the Giant Catfish with a good old fashion beach party. During the party the couple of the movie were kissing.

"Awe, isn't the couple in this movie adorable." Purple_Topdoggg101 snuggled in close into Donnie. "But you know, I think we look even cuter."

"Totally!" Donnie agreed. "But minus the killer fish. I can still see that he's lurking in the shadows." Don pointed to the T.V.

"Hehe, obviously. But I bet if you were there you could actually beat it once and for all." She stated.

"Ha! You bet I could. In fact I could demolish that fish with just half my brain." Donnie bragged.

Earpiece: "Oh brother." April said with an eye roll. "Tone it down a little would ya. The astronauts can't see 'The Great Wall Of China' pass your ego."

"Hehe, but you know um... I bet you could come up with a great plan too." Don said with rosy cheeks.

"Aww thanks. But you know heroes like you deserve a special little reward." She winked.

"Like what?" Donnie asked playfully.

"Like this." She took his hand and slowly leaned in for a kiss.

("This is my chance. Gotta make it perfect. Just lean in and- what was that.") Donnie thought but something colorful on the screen caught the corner of his eyes. He turned towards the screen and saw his worst fear. "N-no it can't be." Don mumbled in fear.

"Say what?" Purple_Topdoggg101 asked in irritation.

"I-I um... h-have to g-go to the bathroom! Be right back!" Donnie sprinted out of the room in terror.

She huffed in annoyance.

Donnie ran into the bathroom as he slammed the door shut.

Earpiece: "Donnie, is something wrong?" April asked in concern.

"Th-th-the horror, THE HORROR!" Donnie was shaking in fear as he held onto his knees closely to his chest.

Earpiece: "Hmm?" April looked at the T.V. She saw the characters on the screen playing volleyball with a beach ball. With that, the realization hit her like a ton of bricks. "Oh, Donnie there's nothing to fear. The beach balls are just on the screen, they can't hurt you."

"I-I know but can't you just... tell me when there gone. Please." Donnie begged quietly.

Earpiece: "Ok Donnie. Just, hang in there. All right." April said softly.

5 minutes later:

Earpiece: "All clear." April announced.

"You sure?" Donnie question.

Earpiece: "Positive." April reassured.

"Phew, thanks April. By the way, never tell her that I was afraid. Got it." Donnie pleaded.

Earpiece: "Hehe, you got it." April said with glee at the fact that Donnie didn't sound afraid anymore.

When Donnie stepped back into the living room he saw that the girl was no longer on the couch. "Where she go?"

"Am right here." Purple_Topdoggg101 announced as she stood behind him.

"Ahh!" Donnie jumped in surprise. When Don turned around he saw his girlfriend holding 2 bowls of popcorn. "Oh, there you are."

"Here, I made us some popcorn." She handed him one of the bowls.

"Thanks." Donnie grabbed the bowl.

They both sat back down on the couch to continue watching the movie that nobody bothered to pause in the first place.

"So, how's the popcorn?" She asked as she saw Don munching on a few.

"Mmm, this is *yawn* pretty good. Did you put salt in this?" Donnie suddenly felt very sleepy.

"No silly." She pulled Donnie's face in for a forceful kiss.

When they pulled apart Donnie said. "Hehe, your kiss m-make me see... *yawn* stars." Don started to feel even more woozy.

"Aww thanks, your so sweet. Or is that just the sleeping pills in the popcorn talking?" She asked slyly.

"Th... the... say what-" Donnie passed out before he could even finish his thoughts.

Earpiece: "Don? Donnie get up she's about to-" April try to warn but it was no use as she saw Donnie's girlfriend grabbed his earpiece.

"I'm sorry but the turtle that you are trying to reach right now is no longer available. Please come back NEVER AND TAKE A HIKE!!!" She spoke into the earpiece in a familiar irritated voice.

Earpiece: "It can't be. Your-" April was cut off when Donnie's girlfriend destroyed the earpiece in her clenched fist.

"That's right, and I'm about to get back my club member." Purple_Topdoggg101 declared as she dragged Donnie out of the room.