A little earlier, in the control room:
"Ha, take that April!" Jason proclaimed as he held his fist up in victory and with a controller in the other hand. Then Jeremy took the VR headset from his head. "Hey!"
"Sorry but I changed my mind, I want to be Raph instead." Jeremy puts the headset on.
"Pfft- what?! No way! I don't want to be Mikey!" Jason the scrawny nerd stated in a fit of annoyance.
"But I called dibs." Jeremy the bulky but still kind of a dork, stated.
"What?! No way, when?" Jason asked in suspicion.
"Just now. So hand over the controller!" Jeremy demanded as he started to wrestle him for it.
"No way! Give me back the-" Jason tried to push him back but then all of a sudden. Both him and Jason stopped when Kendra hit them over their heads with her fist.
"Knock it off you two! Quit acting like a bunch of fools and get back to WORK ALREADY!" Kendra angrily shouted at them.
"Yes Kendra." They both said in defeat with a sting on their noggins.
Now back to the fight in the storage room:
"Whoa! Hey watch where you're pointing that thing!" Donnie quickly jumped back to avoid Leo's magical sword. Luckily the sword only managed to make a small cut on the left side of his jacket.
"Snap out of it Leo! Or I'll make YOU!" April charged onto Leo with full force. The two of them started fighting like a couple of alley cats, fighting for the last piece of fish.
"April wait-" Donnie tried to stop her but a magical chigiriki, (where the rope is on fire at the end), wrapped around him and pulled him out of there before he could get the chance.
"You didn't forget about us, did you?" Mikey taunted, as he pulled in the rope of his weapon closer.
Donnie ended up falling face first onto the ground. Then with irritation said. "Ugh, you guys are making it really hard to stop holding back!" He tried to squirm his way out of the rope but with no luck.
"Pfft, yeah right." Raph said in disbelief. "We've seen you fight other villains before."
"We know you're giving it your all right now." Mikey said.
"And quite frankly your all is just... not good enough." Raph said.
Donnie gritted his teeth in frustration. "(I hate to admit it but they're... right. I'm just not strong enough to fight them all at once.)"
"(But I gotta remember that I don't have to beat them physically. All I have to do is get rid of those darn computer chips, but how... Wait. I got it!)" Don pondered until he remembered that he brought a duffel bag full of tools.
"Fine. Then you leave me with no choice!" Donnie finally manages to wiggle one of his hands free from the rope.
"What in the world is this turtle, blabbering on about?" Mikey asked Raph with a murmur, near to his ear.
"Don't look at me." Raph gives him a shrug.
"(Jeez, I can't believe I'm resorting back to this old thing.)" Donnie thought with dread after he opened the duffle bag. Then he pulls out an old, wooden, bo staff from it.
Both Raph and Mikey just stood there feeling even more confused than before.
"He's... he's kidding, right?" Mikey finally said.
Donatello swung the bo staff around with his free arm. "Give me all you've got." He said with his best intimidating voice. Even though his 'enemies' were still towering over him.
"Pff- Hahahahahahaha!" Raph and Mikey both burst out into laughing their heads off.
"Pf-ha! OMG! He's-Pff- h-he's totally serious! I j-just- hahaha!" Mikey loosened his grip on his magical chigiriki. To hold his stomach in a fit of uncontrollable laughter.
"Pf- W-what is -hehe! H-he even g-going t-to- hehe. E-even do with a thing like that-haha!" Raph tried to contain his laughter but failed.
"Hehe- He's p-probably just going t-to twirl it around until... Until his wishes come true!" Mikey mocked with tears of joy behind his soulless eyes.
They were both practically dying of laughter at this point. So Donnie took the opportunity to escape out of the rope's clutches and to sneak up on them.
Then after Don made his move, Raph's body couldn't move. "Ha Ha... Ha. Hey um, is it just me or is the controller broken."
Mikey's body also seemed to be frozen in place. "Um... it must be because my turtle can't move either!"
"Ha! And that's why you never mess with 'The Dynamite Don'." Donnie announced. "(Well, that wasn't 'exactly' what I had in mind but no point in complaining if it worked.)" He thought with a smirk on his face.
"W-what did you do?!" Raph asked through his stiff mouth.
"Ha, while you two were clowning around. I used the Jupiter Jim's 'Nerve Pinch Technique'. In other words, you guys can't even move a muscle!" Donnie explains.
"Aww man, I can't believe we got defeated by 'dumb' comic book logic." Mikey said in annoyance.
"Hmm, I wouldn't call this the worst way to go. I mean he could have thrown pies at us, set traps by using household appliances, or we could have slipped on a banana peel, or even-" Raph explained until Mikey shouted.
"Quit giving him ideas, Jeremy! *sigh* Kendra is not gonna like this." Mikey said with worry.
While they were bickering, Donnie started using his tools from his bag to carefully remove the computer chips.
"I agree. So good luck telling her, Jason." Raph told him.
"Wha- Hey, why do I have to tell her?! You tell her!" Mikey demanded.
"No way man, you do it!" Raph insisted.
"I'm not gonna do it! YOU DO IT!" Mikey argued.
"NO YOU!" Raph ordered.
"NO YOU-" Mikey yelled but then Donnie disconnected the Purple Dragon's control over his brothers.
Donnie breathed out a sigh of relief. "Jeez, I thought they would never shut their yaps."
YOU ARE READING
The Purple Heart Hacker
FanfictionDonnie finally gets a girlfriend but feels nervous about going out with her. April decides to come along to help him. But what will Donnie do after he realizes that his love for her isn't quite what he thought it was. (Takes place in ROTTMNT)