Obey Me! : Chat Fic Edition

Democracy

Ch. 1

Lucifer & His 7 Kids

MC: Guys

MC: I left mammon behind in Dennys and now he won't talk to me

Levi: lol whyd you leave him behind

MC: I wanted him to foot the bill bc I payed for pizza last week

MC: Also he ate my pumpkin spice pancake puppies and I just couldn't deal with that man

Beel: Why are you eating puppies? Thats too far...

Hail Satan: I can't believe Mammon is skulking around my yard because he didn't feel like paying for his date.

Mammary: IT WASN'T A DATE

Mammary: WHY IS MY NAME MAMMARY

Levi: lmao and i oop

MC: Mammary stop being mad at me pls I need you

MC: I dont kno where I'd be without you

MC: If I didn't have someone to take the blame for the shit I do

Mammary: smd

MC: kk

Mammary: wait

BelBelphine: Wait Mammon why are you in Satan's yard

Mammory: he wouldnt let me inside

Hail Satan: I didn't want tears on my new beanbag chair.

Levi: kin

MC: I'm cryinf

Mammary: at least i dont look like regina george

Hail Satan: At least my mother didn't name me after a titty.

MC: HBJESJS

Mammary: THHAT WAS LEVI YOU WORM

Father Lucifer: No. That was me.

Mammary: ive never been so disgusted in my entire life.

Father Lucifer: Ok Mammary.

MC: It really be ya own dad huh

Father Lucifer: I didn't ask for him.

BelBelphine: Lucifer once tried to return Mammon but Walmart said they dont give refunds after 30 days

Mammary: i

Beel: I wanna go to walmart

Beel: They have a Subway there and i'm hungry.

Beel: Belfie lets go

BelBelphine: k

MC: Beel of all places to go eat

MC: Why do you want Subway from Walmart

Beel: Adventure.

MC: Understandable have a nice time.

MC: Not you tho Belf

MC: I hope Hallmark Santa eats you

BelBephine: Why would you want Beel to vore me?

MC: NO

Amsopolitin: i heard we were discussing vore~

Hail Satan: Our local demon has been summoned from the second circle of Hell.

Asmopolitin: Wow! Just imagine what it must feel like to be vored by Beel

Hail Satan: You need an exorcism.

Father Lucifer: Or a crucifixion.

Hail Satan: Ew don't piggyback off of me.

Levi: GUYES guYS

Levi: MY PREMIUM EDITION RURI-CHAN FIRGURINE CAME

Levi: SHE HAS HER OWN TEA SET AND ULTRA RARE FLEXIBLE MAID COSSTUME TO PERFORM HER DUTIES TO THE FULLEST EXTENT

Levi: loveofmylife.jpg

MC: Thats the biggest thigh gap ive ever seen

MC: What have they done to her bones

Mammary: lmao bitch built like a tooth from the waist down

Levi: DIE NORMIES

Levi: THE FORUMS ARE GONNA CRUCIFY YOU TWO

Hail Satan: Can they crucify the degeneracy out of you while they're at it?

Levi: CHOKE

Mammary: so can someone make lucifer change my name back please?

Levi: nO

MC: no

Hail Satan: No.

Asmopolitin: No!~

BelBelphine: Nope.

Beel: not unless I get food outta it.

Father Lucifer: I love democracy.

Mammary: i hate all yall