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not like other girls
MC: Yo
MC: let's go to the arcade tonight lads
Mammon: you paying?
MC: aight then its just me and you Beel
MC: we can get pizza from that family place you like after
Beel: im in
Mammon: OI!!1! Who said i wasnt coming huh???
Levi: and me?
MC: werent you binging I'm a Fanfiction Writer Who Ended Up in her Own Alternate Universe and Now Has to Seduce My Way Outta Here?
Levi: finished it.
MC: sweet
MC: meet up at the gazebo at 6
Mammon: DONT IGNORE MEEEEEE
Lucifer & His Petshop
MC: whats poppin guys
Assmo: this ass
MC: it flat tho
Assmo: I'm gonna thrust my bussy into you so hard that you get sent out of orbit
Father Lucifer: I want to take away your right to free speech.
Lev: ROFLMAO
SAT: I bought a Wicca spellbook the other day.
SAT: @everyone Help me put a curse on Mammon.
Muck: why me????
Muck: tf is this name?????
SAT: You killed my plant.
Muck: its just a stupid plant
SAT: Belinda deserved life more than you do.
MC: Its true tho, Belinda grew some good ass tomatoes
Beel: I cant believe you went and killed Belinda
Muck: you just wanted to steal the tomatoes shut up beel
Muck: why am i always bullied
Father Lucifer: As the kids say, "you suck."
MC: oof its tru
Belphie: ^^
SAT: ^^
Beel: ^^
ASSmo: ^^^^
Lev: ^^^
DM: MC & Barbatos
MC: Me, beel, levi, and mammon are going to the arcade tonight
MC: wanna join us?
Barbatos: I will decline, but thank you
MC: I figured you'd say that
MC: I've got hot tea to spill on Diavolo and Lucifer
Barbatos: What time are we meeting up?
Lucifer & His Petshop
Mammy: i just woke up
Mammy: last night feels surreal
MC: my back hurts
Beel: I cant choose between going back to bed or eating
Beel: this is a cruel fate
Levy: i need a 2 day nap
ASSmo: wtf happened
MC: Barbatos.
Father Lucifer: Excuse me?
MC: Mammon its your turn to tell Luc about our poor decisions
Mammy: kecnkcklq
Mammy: so
Mammy: us 4 plus barbatos went to hang out at the arcade
Mammy: ngl i was shocked to see him outta uniform
Mammy: and the night started off normal, but then
Mammy: Levi and Barbatos started getting hella competitive over who could score more tickets
Mammy: and ofc that made the rest of us get competitive
Mammy: Barbatos destroyed us all and won a giant bear for Diavolo.
Mammy: but we werent having that shit
Mammy: so we had a pizza eating comp
Mammy: Beel and Barbatos fucking tied bc the place ran out pizzas like tf
Mammy: we get kicked out and wander around when a guy in a white truck starts beckoning us
Mammy: so we went over to him lol
MC: not my proudest idea
Mammy: the dude is like
Mammy: "im selling a pack of 200 Monsters for 50 bucks"
Mammy: "you kids want?"
Mammy: we all gave each other a look before buying that man OUT
Mammy: and then
Father Lucifer: Please do not tell me you had a competition to see who could drink the most Monster.
Mammy: truth hurts father
Father Lucifer: Sigh.
Levy: I felt that disapointment.
Mammy: so i dont actually know who won that bc at some point we were so buzzed on caffiene that there were no winners
Mammy: only destruction
Mammy: Beel ripped a stop sign out of the concrete, it was amazing
Mammy: Barbatos and MC teamed up to egg Luke's house bc he always snitching
Mammy: turns out barbatos has a grudge against him for telling diavolo he once messed up on a pastry puff
Mammy: anyway yeah wild night, 12/10 would do again
Mammy: we're forcing Barbatos into our group
MC: yeah we are
Levy: hes alright, for a normie
Beel: I have to beat him in a food eating competition
Mammy: Lucifer i know youre gonna kill us but i havent slept off this crash so ill deal with that later
Mammy: night
MC: same, night
Father Lucifer: When will you fucks ever learn? The world may never know.
Satan: Invite me next time too; bunch of fake ass friends, I swear
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Obey Me! : Chat Fic Edition
FanfictionThis is a human high school AU of the otome game Obey Me! written in group chat form.
