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CH 17



DM: Not-solo-man & Asmo


Not-solo-man: Hey babe.

Asmo: Oof that's a cute pun

Not-solo-man: I do my best.

Asmo: We're gonna have to discuss it tho.

Asmo: You and I aren't dating.

Not-solo-man: Oh?

Asmo: I think you're cute. I'm down to fuck and go to prom. But I don't want to date you.

Not-solo-man: So in the past month we've been flirting

Not-solo-man: You couldn't have told me that?

Asmo: I did though.

Solomon: How?

Asmo: I may have flirted with you, but you shouldve noticed I always said no to hanging out with you outside of school. And I did tell you I make a horrible boyfriend. And that I don't date, but I treat my FWB pretty good.

Solomon: I remember, but shit.

Solomon: I thought things were different with us.

Asmo: I can get if you don't wanna go to Prom anymore, or like, talk to me.

Solomon: I wish you'd been upfront with me last night.




Thot Squad


Solomon has left the chat.

Diavolo: What'd I miss?

Asmo: I fucked him and then "broke up" with him, sooo he probably wants to keep me outta his life.

Diavolo: Oh. Well that's unfortunate.

MC: YOU WHAT

MC: ASMO WHAT THE FUCK

Asmo: I mean I was never dating him in the first place so broke up is strong phrasing

MC: A S M O

Asmo: Oops sorry I'll get the tea

Sim: ???????????????????????????

Sim: I'm going to find him.





Lucifer's Royal Council


Eugene Krabs: and that's the story of how i swindled $40 from Mr. Garrison.

👑Satan: Isn't he elderly? Have you no shame?

Eugene Krabs: he threw a glass bottle at my head the month before it happened so

Eugene: no.

Diavolo has joined the chat.

Diavolo: Hello!

Bell fee: Who did this

Bell fee: And why

Asmo: I got tea to spill, he's only here temporarily.

FatherLucifer: So you finally did it.

Asmo: Yeah lmao

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