CH 17
DM: Not-solo-man & Asmo
Not-solo-man: Hey babe.
Asmo: Oof that's a cute pun
Not-solo-man: I do my best.
Asmo: We're gonna have to discuss it tho.
Asmo: You and I aren't dating.
Not-solo-man: Oh?
Asmo: I think you're cute. I'm down to fuck and go to prom. But I don't want to date you.
Not-solo-man: So in the past month we've been flirting
Not-solo-man: You couldn't have told me that?
Asmo: I did though.
Solomon: How?
Asmo: I may have flirted with you, but you shouldve noticed I always said no to hanging out with you outside of school. And I did tell you I make a horrible boyfriend. And that I don't date, but I treat my FWB pretty good.
Solomon: I remember, but shit.
Solomon: I thought things were different with us.
Asmo: I can get if you don't wanna go to Prom anymore, or like, talk to me.
Solomon: I wish you'd been upfront with me last night.
Thot Squad
Solomon has left the chat.
Diavolo: What'd I miss?
Asmo: I fucked him and then "broke up" with him, sooo he probably wants to keep me outta his life.
Diavolo: Oh. Well that's unfortunate.
MC: YOU WHAT
MC: ASMO WHAT THE FUCK
Asmo: I mean I was never dating him in the first place so broke up is strong phrasing
MC: A S M O
Asmo: Oops sorry I'll get the tea
Sim: ???????????????????????????
Sim: I'm going to find him.
Lucifer's Royal Council
Eugene Krabs: and that's the story of how i swindled $40 from Mr. Garrison.
👑Satan: Isn't he elderly? Have you no shame?
Eugene Krabs: he threw a glass bottle at my head the month before it happened so
Eugene: no.
Diavolo has joined the chat.
Diavolo: Hello!
Bell fee: Who did this
Bell fee: And why
Asmo: I got tea to spill, he's only here temporarily.
FatherLucifer: So you finally did it.
Asmo: Yeah lmao
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Obey Me! : Chat Fic Edition
FanfictionThis is a human high school AU of the otome game Obey Me! written in group chat form.