Ch.2
Lucifer & His 7 Kids
MC: I'm still not over Asmo making Mr. Campanall pop a boner in the middle of class guys
TheGreatMammon: i admit, even im impressed.
Levi: ^^^^^^^
Asmo: Just call me Chris Hansen
Asmo: I'll use my beauty to lure out all the predators from this school.
Father Lucifer: Asmo did what.
Satin: It's stories like these that make me wish I was young again.
Levi: ur literally 18 stfu
MC: SHIT LUCIFER YOU GOTTA SIT DOWN FOR THIS.
MC: ASMO YOU TELLING IT OR AM I????
Asmo: You may have the honors my dear
MC: YES OK OK
MC: Asmo fuckin snapped today
MC: Mans walked in with a full face of makeup
MC: We're talkin eyeliner sharp enough to cut diamond
MC: Bright ass red lipstick, and fake freckles
MC: (which btw you gotta teach me how to do i loved them)
Asmo: (I will during our next sleepover)
MC: And his whole outfit
MC: boi
MC: He fuckin re-sewed the uniform
MC: BUT COMPLETELY OUT OF LEATHER
MC: AND ADDED A COLLAR AND HIGH HEELS TO IT
MC: I swear he turned the entire football team gay
MC: COUGH Especially Solomon COUGH
MC: Shit i may even be Asmo-sexual after that getup
Levi: I would be too if i was a normie
MC: So he struts into homeroom where Mr. Campanell is sitting at his desk and his jaw drops with the rest of the class
MC: and he's like
MC: "MR. ASMODEUS LIBIDINE, WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU WEARING??!!"
MC: and this bitch goes
MC: "Clothes."
MC: Mammon realizes that shit's about to go down so he pulls out his phone and starts recording
MC: Campanell - "YOU THINK YOU CAN WALK INTO SCHOOL LIKE THAT AND NOT BE PUNISHED?"
MC: Asmo - "Of course not. I'm always up for punishment daddy."
MC: they go back and forth a little more and then eventually
MC: he stands up and starts marching towards Asmo
MC: and everyone gasps and he stops cold in his tracks
Asmo: even i was shocked tbh
MC: Campanell has a massive boner
MC: Mammon is sobbing bc of the goldmine he's gonna get selling this video to the local newspaper
TheGreatMammon: i can finally give Goldie the vacation she deserves
Satin: I hate that you bothered to capitalize the name of your credit card.
MC: Campanell remembers his friend and turns beet red and books it out of the classroom
MC: No one saw him for the rest of the day, allegedly
Satin: I hope the newspaper club gets ahold of that video.
TheGreatMammon: on it
Father Lucifer: I don't even know what to do with this information.
Asmo: Be proud
Father Lucifer: This story drained me of all of my remaining energy.
Father Lucifer: I'm going to bed.
Father Lucifer: Don't bother me unless anyone except Mammon is dying.
TheGreatMammon: HEY
Belphie: Agreed. Gn.
MC: Guys it's only 5 pm??
Belphie: zzzzz
MC: aight.
Beel: maybe they'll replace Campanell with a new lunch lady
Beel: I hope they do
Thot Squad
MC: gentlemen, we have important business to discuss
Diavolo: does it involve Asmo's debacle?
MC: skwkcwd im still not used to the fact youre in here Diavolo
MC: youre like
MC: so pure
Asmo: tru
Simeon: tru
Diavolo: :[
Diavolo: One day, I will earn my thot badge.
MC: I believe in you D, follow ur dreams
MC: ANYWAY
MC: It involves Asmo yes
MC: I saw with my own two eyes
MC: the way Solomon was looking at him
Simeon: omf yeah, his face was stone cold, but his eyes were stuck to Asmo like watch dog
Asmo: uhhhhh can we not?
Diavolo: Why not? I don't think I've ever seen him so disoriented before.
Asmo: You wanna talk disoriented Diavolo? Cause we talk disoriented.
Diavolo: Nunc os tuum, clauserunt.
Asmo: YIKES
MC: i cant even read that and im terrified
Simeon: Diavolo's incredibly obvious pining aside,,,,,,,
Simeon: What's holding you back Asmo?
Asmo: what if we date and he finds me so beautiful, he gets distracted looking at me and trips and dies
MC:
Simeon:
Diavolo:
MC: So I guess we're all dying alone
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Obey Me! : Chat Fic Edition
FanficThis is a human high school AU of the otome game Obey Me! written in group chat form.
