Living In South Park

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A few weeks later, like two weeks, I was busy watching Doctor Who when the boys burst in my house. "Where's the fire?" I asked, uninterested since I was so focused on River Song breaking into a spaceship just for the Doctor to catch her and the ship to crash.

"All the girls are dressing like sluts!" Stan exclaimed. "Good for them." I said and raised my cup to take a sip of tea. My legs were crossed and I was leaning towards the TV.

"You aren't going to do anything?" Kyle asked. "Nope." "Why not?" I paused the TV. "Well, frankly because I can't do anything about it, I don't give a fuck, and I'm watching one of my favourite episodes, so hush." I said and pressed play again.

"Doctor, what do you know of the Weeping Angels?" River asked and I grinned and sipped my tea, after saying the lines.

"What's so special about Doctor Who?" Cartman sighed. "IT'S A BLOODY BRILLIANT SHOW!" I screamed, making him jump back. "God, sorry I asked." "The nice people can stay and watch the two episodes to try and understand." I said. "No thanks, nerd." Cartman scoffed and Kyle actually sat beside me to watch.

"There is a sex scene at the end of the second episode." I said to inform Kyle, and soon they all their eyes glued to the TV.

"Mind restarting it?" Stan said and I grinned. Kenny was next to me tracing patterns on my bare thigh.

We watched through the two of my favourite episodes, one of them occasionally getting up to get me more tea. "Why don't you get up? You've seen these episodes a hundred times. You've been reciting the lines the whole time." Stan said. "Kenny won't let me get up, and I don't feel like moving." I shrugged. "Now shhh!" I said.

"I'll see you again when the Pandorica opens." "Hah. The Pandorica is a fairytale." "Aren't we all?" River and the Doctor said. "Bye, River." Amy said. "See you, Amy." She smiled and disappeared.

At the end, when Amy near raped the Doctor, the boys were hanging onto every move they made. "You lied! You said there'd be sex!" Cartman growled at me. "I lie all the time, you dumb fatass." I rolled my eyes and downed my tea, standing and walking to the kitchen to get myself some more.

Dale came home and found the guys slightly disappointed. "What's wrong, guys?" He asked. "Sarah lied to us." Stan sighed. "About what?" "We watched two episodes of Doctor Who cos she said there was a sex scene." Stan sighed. "Oh. Was it the two with Weeping Angels?" Dale asked. "Yep." "Oh damn. Sorry guys." He sighed. "You mean you guys only watched it for that one scene that was practically rape?" Kyle said and a chorus of "yeah"s followed.

"Wow. I actually like Doctor Who." Kyle shrugged and soon joined me in the kitchen. "So you like Doctor Who, too?" "Yeah. I just don't watch British shows much. I mean, I like Sherlock and all, just never had time for another show." He shrugged.

I smiled and sipped on my tea. "Well then, Kyle, how would you feel if I told you that Amy is actually the Doctor's mother in law?" I said and his jaw dropped. "NO FUCKING WAY! You're lying! Don't lie!" He said and I shook my head. "I am in no way lying. Amy actually is his mother in law, they just don't know it yet because it's way too early in the timeline." "How?" "River Song." I said and he pulled a face of confusion.

"Tell me." "I wish I could, but I don't want to ruin it for you." I said. "How?" "Cos now either you are coming here or I am going to yours so you can get caught up, mister." I said and sipped my tea.

"Alright." He nodded. "You are so incredibly British." Dale shook his head at me as he walked in the kitchen. "It's my parents fault. And yours." I shrugged, hiding my mouth and nose with the mug and saucer. "How is it my fault?" He asked, turning to me. "You're the one who introduced me to British entertainment when I was a little girl." "But it was your parents who decided to talk around you with accents so that's how you would talk." He said. "But it was you who brought me up on British customs." I said, pointing a finger to him. "So it is mainly your fault, the only fault my parents have is for the accent. It's mostly your fault, you tosser." I narrowed my eyes.