Virgil: USUSALLY I START THE DAY OFF WITH A CUP OF COFFEE, BUT TODAY I FELT UNUSUALLY TIRED SO I DOWNED SEVEN CANS OF RED BULLS, ATE FIVE ENERGY BARS AND SWALLOWED A HANDFULL OF COFFEE BEANS AND NOW I CAN SMELL SOUNDS!
Patton: *concerned dad noises*
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