Logan: sTOP!!!
Logan: *tackle Virgil*
Virgil: Fuck!
Virgil: GET OFF ME I HAVE TO GO TELL PATTON YOU'RE SICK!
Logan: NOOOO! He'll just go dad mode!
Virgil: Fine! I'll use my emergency call!
Virgil: I HATE MYSELF!
Patton: I wiLl pHisIcaLy FigHt yoU!
Virgil: Logans sick!
Patton: NUUUU MY POOR BABY!
Logan: NOOOOOOO! *runs the hell away*
