Patton: How was you're honeymoon?!
Roman: Great Virgil got drunk and tried to burn our marriage certificate
Patton:...why would he do that?
Roman: He said 'good luck returning me without the receipt'
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Patton: How was you're honeymoon?!
Roman: Great Virgil got drunk and tried to burn our marriage certificate
Patton:...why would he do that?
Roman: He said 'good luck returning me without the receipt'