transcript of a beetlejuice role-play on Instagram

session 2d

*Lydia wakes up and tiredly walks down stairs*

*Lydia makes pancakes cause why not*

*She gets breakfast all ready and sets it all up on the table*

*Beej is asleep face first on the ground cause in the middle of the night he fell off the couch*

Lydia: Beetlejuice! *goes to the couch and sees him*

Beej: *snores*

Lydia: Beej get up. *lightly kicks him in the stomach* Get up

Beej: Wha?..

Lydia: I made breakfast get up

Beej: *gets up off the ground* thanks kid

*Delia walks down the stairs*

*Lydia sits at the table eating*

Beej: *he sits down and starts eating*

Lydia: Oh. Hey Delia. *Lydia says not looking up from her plate as she eats*

Delia: Hey kiddo

Lydia: What the?

Delia: How was everyone’s night?

Beej: Hi Deils

Delia: I kinda went to bed early

Lydia: *Lydia looks at Delia confused* are you high Delia.

Delia: Nope

Lydia: Alright then.. *Lydia eats more*

Delia: Hey Beetlejuice. I see you made pancakes *gets a pancake and pours syrup on it*

Beej: *gets a glass of milk, and starts dipping his pancakes in it*

Lydia: *Lydia eats her pancakes* Well I’m full

Delia: Ew gross Beetlejuice

Lydia: Hey Beej guess what.

Beej: What?

Delia: But at least it’s not moldy

Lydia: It’s your birthday.

Delia: Oh dear

Lydia: Wait Beetlejuice. What age did you die at?

Beej: Huh? Oh, yeah..
I died in my late twenties

Delia: Didn’t Barbra say he died Standing in a puddle?

Lydia: So your like 25 now

Beej: I've died several times, Deils, that wasn't the first time I died

Delia: Ya ya ya what ever

Lydia: *Lydia goes and lays on the couch* Why am I always so tired.

Beej: The first time I died was a lot more depressing

Delia: *Delia finishes her pancakes* well I’m going upstairs I’ve gotta figure out my crystal arrangements sense bj keeps eating them. Also Lydia hun it’s because you’re a teenager it happens when you’re depressed.

Beej: I haven't eaten them in a while, since I'm alive I can't

Lydia: *Lydia feels herself drifting off but tried to stay awake* Hey Beetlejuice...

Beej: What?

Delia: at least that’s what my guru Otho always tell me

Lydia: Why am I getting like 20 hours of sleep Everyday *Lydia says tiredly*
And Delia I don’t think it’s cause I’m depressed. I took a 16 hour nap yesterday. Even Barbara’s worries.  *Lydia eyes fight to stay open*