aYo HiTmAn BaNg

low-key cannibalistic

jiyoo ran

she had witnessed an atrocity and been shot at

despite her general confusion and panic, she couldn't help but groan as she thought about her future therapy bill

broke nation rise

that's when she froze 

if fried ball banana milk dude was chasing her, he wouldn't expect to find her in his apartment

and so she hid behind a plant until he passed by her and quickly backtracked to his apartment

as she returned, she couldn't help but think how dumb it was that she got herself in this situation.

all she wanted was to meet her new neighbors. 

when she first met them, she discovered they were all related.

they were half brothers by seven mothers. cheesy goat ball dude was their father.

namjoons mom and taehyungs mom were sisters. seokjins mom was their moms' step sister. seokjins moms cousin was hoseoks mom. jimins mom was namjoons much older step sister. jungkook's mom was hoseoks uncles exgirlfriend. yoongi was adopted from under a bridge, but recent dna tests have demonstrated that he is also a child of cheesy goat ball dude. they just don't know the mother. but it turns out taehyung got switched at birth so he's biologically unrelated.

family reunions were awkward.

anyway she wanted to be their friend so they invited her over for dinner

but when she entered the apartment, she saw the gordon ramsay defeating recipe by their father and now he was going to kill her.

so now she was returning to their place. she would ask them for help.

but when she entered, she saw taehyung eating something even less appealing than the greasy testicular cheese and banana milk ball she had seen before. 

it was...jungkooks balls and banana milk...?

she was lost for words. all she could say was,

"dang. that's low-key cannibalistic."

a/n 

i'm sorry this was horrific don't judge my horrible writing. i'm just doing this cause i'm adhd as heck and need to write something during class so i can concentrate and i don't have the mental capacity to develop a half decent plot