Cooking with Gelatin: Cookies

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Gelatin: Welcome everyone, This is Cooking with Gelatin, today we're making Cookies!

Donut: Oh god... I already feel everything's burning.

Gelatin: I had them done since I decided to make this program, so...here they are, now time to cook them for 60 Hours.

Donut: What, isn't that almost-

Gelatin: Actually... 1 Year with 400 Degrees hot.

Donut: DUDE, THAT'S WHAT WILL CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING.

Gelatin: 2 Years.

Donut: DUDE DON'T, THIS IS LITERARY GOING TO PUT FIRE IN THE KITCHEN.

Gelatin: 5 Years and 900.000.000 Degrees Hot.

Donut: DUDE, WERE FUCKING GOING TO DIE AND BURN THE PLANET, DUDE, WE CAN'T DO THAT OR ELSE WE'LL KILL THE PLANET.

Gelatin: 100 Years.

Donut: I HOPE YOUR HAPPY NOW

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