Eggy And Cake

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Loser: Hello, Cake and Eggy are my friends.

Eggy: WHAT, CAKE IS YOUR FRIEND? I SHOULD BE THERE TOO.

Cake: WELL I SHOULD ONLY BE THERE, FUCKING BITCH ASSHOLE, FAT PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE.

Eggy: NOW LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF BROWNIE IDIOT, PIECE OF SHIT.

Loser: Uh oh.

Clock: This is why I told you to not have your only boyfriend and a bunch of wifes.

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