ABNTT Sings a Bart Baker song.

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Blocky: THIS SONG IS ABOUT BUTTS. 
THESE GIRLS ALL HAVE BIG BUTTS.
THIS VIDEO IS PRETTY MUCH JUST A BUNCH OF BIG BUTTS.

Basket Ball: I'm dry humping Bamboo in a jungle, my butt so big it's like to gigantic bubbles, and I always show it off, cuz' it's my greatest asset, but it's enhanced by surgery, yes it's made out of plastic.
It's not real real real... cost major cash and my surgery bill, is going up fast, got work on my nose and my lips... plus tit implants, my fake teeth Mister ED status, Feed me a carrot... Booty shake, with a snake, ninety-five percent of me is fake, twerkin' so hard it causes a massive earthquake, now i'm rapping so damn fast, think my tongue's about to break, later in the video I am gonna dance for TB, Basically I am a stripper who also knows how to rap, but my lyrics are real bad, they're complete utter CrAp, I'm dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.

Blocky: A TURNTABLE WITH FRUIT, A PINK SPEAKER AND SKULL.
THIS VIDEO IS THINGS THAT DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE, AND BUTTS.

TV: YOU RIPPED OFF! "BABY GOT BACK" I'M PISSED OFF, TURNED IT TO TRASH, GIVE ME SOME, OF ALL THAT CASH.

Basket Ball: Haha! Bitch please, talk to the ass, for some reason there's a gym out in the jungle,  where I lift these tiny weights, to work out my fake muscles, I pump real hard but there's no sweat on my complexion, cause I numb all my sweat glands with these BOTOX injections, THEN I SLAM MAH CROTCH, into the floor, rap about sex non-stop, act like a whore, waste the talent I got, writing lyrics, that will turn your brain to rot, I am a dumb shit.
Kitchen scene, whipping cream, squirt the whole can over my tit skin, my super slutty acts wearing real thin! in about seven years, I am gonna look like, Basketzilla! rapping so damn fast to hide the fact that i'm dim, so plastic when I die throw me in ReCyCLinG!
TB sitting in a chair now i'm gonna dance for him, I'm dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.

TB: I DON'T WANT A LAP DANCE, YOUR BUTT IS TOO DANM FAT!

BB: YOUR GONNA EAT THIS ASS!

TB: AH NO, I NEED AIR NO STO- grmmmmmmmmm fgrrhhmmmmmmm furmmmmmmmmm!

BB: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TB?

TB: I'M TRYING TO WARN YOU, BB BEHIND YOU THERE'S A SNAKE
oh wait, she already got eaten


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