Infinity

New Friends

I wake up in the morning early to get myself ready for breakfast. I get up off the floor and I looked over to were the blonde hair guy was. He wasn't there! I look on the floor to see the jacket I laid on him last night. "Where are you?", I murmured to the silence. I look over to the counter with the old dusty cash registers. I look into the cash registers to see if there was any money in them. I look closely. I open it up just to see 10 dollars in total in the cash registers. I jump in the air with excitement. I never had this much money before, I'm fricken rich! I turn around to see the blonde guy with a folded chair in his hands and then everything went black.

Why does this happen to me? I'm always getting into trouble that shouldn't concern me at all, but no, my stupid self has to save the day like a hero in a comic book. I start to see some light and tried to force my eyes open to see where I'm at this time.
"Why would you do that?", said a female voice. I look over to where that voice came from. It was a woman with dark blue hair and had a little sunflower in her hair. She also had yellowish eyes with some freckles on her face, she also had a British accent to her voice. I gasped.
"AM I IN ENGLAND!", I yelled as if I had a bad dream. The woman and the man looked at me.
"Great you hit her with a chair and now she thinks she's in England", said the woman as she does a face palm.
"No! She is perfectly fine. She is just under the weather, that's all!", said the man with a nervous face. The woman sighed.
"No, your not in England. Your in the big city called Grazeity, the one and only", said the woman with a sarcastic tone.
"Iris you don't sound, so happy. Why aren't you happy?", said the man.
"Oh thank you for your concern, but the reason why I'm so upset is because my dumbass friend did something really stupid. And that stupid thing that my friend did is that he knocked out a woman and brought her unconscious to my house!", said Iris as her face gets red. The man sighed and just went in the backroom and closed the door behind him. "I'm so sorry ma'am about my friend Joshua. As you can tell, he can do things without thinking", said Iris.
"It's fine. I mean he woke up in my home and thought I was a stranger", I said to Iris.
"Wait! How did you meet Josh?".
"I heard him screaming like a little girl in the alleyway. He was being ganged up on some guys and then kicked their asses and brought Josh to my home".
Iris mouth drops.
"JOSHUAAAA!!", yelled Iris.
"What do you want this time you crazy woman?".
"Were you gambling again?".
"Uhhhhh maybe", said Joshua with a voice crack.
"Why the hell are you gambling? You know that you cheat when your gambling Josh", said Iris.
"I was bored. I didn't know what to do because you always give me nothing to do here".
Iris face palmed and sighed again.
"That doesn't mean that you need to do stuff that can cause you trouble for a woman to take care of it for you".
The room went quiet. Joshua just looked at me and sighed.
"I'm sorry that you had to go through all that stuff, just to get hit in the head by a chair and maybe got you a brain injury", said Joshua with a lot of sighs. It almost sounded like he wanted to say the apology, but then didn't want to say it at the same time. I looked at him and started to laugh.
"Why are you laughing? Was that apology funny? Say something dammit!", yelled Joshua with a red face.
"Calm down Mr. Airhead. I'm just laughing because you don't need to apologize to me. I mean sure I saved you and you hit me in the head with a chair, but my guts are telling me that you are good people and don't have to apologize", I said with a smile. They looked at me and smiled to. I don't know what's happening right now, but all I can say is that I might have made some new friends.