T.A.M.E || L.M.H x H.H.J

Chapter 1

**There's swearing in this chapter**

     "Lee Know-ah! If you don't turn off your fucking alarm right now I will eat all of your disgusting Doritos!" A voice shouted in Minho's ear.

     "Yah! Felix," Minho groaned, still half in the land of dreams, "if you don't shut up and leave me alone right now I will fucking choke you." He sat up and gave Felix the best glare he could muster seeing as it was only 5 am. Felix just smiled with all his teeth and shoved his face into Minho's revealing his freckles in all of its glory.

     "I dare you!" He shouted in his face.

     "Try me!" Minho growled. Shrieking with glee from getting Minho riled up, Felix ran from the room. Minho then tiredly rubbed his eyes. "You're fucking lucky you're one of my roommates and best friends or I would have ended you a long time ago," he mumbled from under his breath.

     "What was that, babe?" a new voice came from the doorway. Minho snapped up his head to see Seungmin leaning against the doorframe while sporting a shit-eating smirk. "Is there also a reason why the monster came from your room and is running all over the place?'

     "It's nothing hon. Nothing happened either." He stood up from his bed with great difficulty and started making his way to the washroom in his room. "However," he stopped and raised his eyebrows at Seungmin, "if you care about the child, I'd pay closer attention to him." He stared right into Seungmin's eyes. "You know", he shrugged, "something might happen to him." He said with a smirk mirroring Seungmin's.

     "Aw sugar plum, you know he's just a - " Seungmin started before being rudely interrupted by Felix. 

     "YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!" Felix shouted, "stop calling each other with those relationship nicknames! YOU GUYS ARE BEST FRIENDS AND ROOMMATES!" He popped up next to Seungmin and pushed him so he lost his balance. "We said we'd keep our relationship PLATONIC!"

     "And our relationship is purely platonic," Seungmin stated. "However, to give you a better environment to grow up in, we decided to take the roles of your parents and that means that we have to act like it. Hence the nicknames."

     "I can't possibly believe that Minho would ever agree to this sort of thing and..." Felix paused. "Wait... I'm OLDER THAN YOU KIM fucking SEUNGMIN!"

     "Mentally?"

     "no- I MEAN, YES!"

     "Ok boomer."

     "What the fuck did you just call me?"

     "Don't you use that tone on your dad!" Minho cut in.

     "Dad...?" Felix glanced between his two best friends. "You mean..." He pointed at Minho, "He's playing the motherly role? Big bad scary Minho?"

     Minoh turned red and stuttered. "I mean.... uh... erm..."

     "Felix go get ready for class. If you're even one minute late we'll leave without you." Seungmin cut in, saving Minho from answering.

     "You guys are so unfair! Minho's not even ready yet either!"

     "He also doesn't take 1 hour in the washroom doing only god knows what." Seungmin gave Felix a light shove. "Now shoo."

     "Woe is me! Cast me not away my dear father!" screamed Felix as he dramatically stumbled into the hallway washroom. 

     "You also better hurry," Seungmin said shooting an unapproving glance at Minho's disheveled state.