Random things my friends say/do with no context

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"So, what are some negative connotations for an old person?"
-My English teacher

"Prehistoric"
-the only one taking this seriously

"Boomer"
-The memelord in the back

"Expired"
-J

*Writes all of them on the board because he knows memes and has a sense of humor*
-My English teacher

"So, J, you just fuckin go up to you grandma and are just like 'your expired'?"
-me

*Crackhead-Esk laughter* (It was just too much sugar, don't do drugs kids)
-Me and J