*Enters room*
-Me
"Me, Connor, I'm the Android sent by Cyberlife"
-B (Also the first thing I hear when I walk into said room)
*Slams hand on table with murderous intent*
"28 STAB WOUNDS"
-Me
*Confused*
-Everyone around us
YOU ARE READING
Random things my friends say/do with no context
HumorJust, random funny things my friends say or do, or stupid things I overhear at school, cuz I hear some weird shit.
