Random things my friends say/do with no context

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*in English class*

"OH MY GOD THERES A BEE IN MY HAIR"
-Random popular girl that's 5 minutes late

*Freaking the fuck out*
-entire English class

"Now, everyone just calm down. If you don't bother the bee, it won't bother you, now I'm going to continue the lesson"
-English teacher

*Not listening to the lesson whatsoever, and instead watching the bee that is flying around the room*
-Entire English class

*Chillin' on the ceiling*
-bee

*Climbs on top of desk and kills bee*
-Assistant teacher

*applause*
-entire English class