Random things my friends say/do with no context

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"Hey, uh the video isn't playing-"
-me

*ignores me*
-rude sub

*2 minutes later*
"Hey, the video still isn't playing, I think the screens frozen"
-J

*continues to ignore*
-rude sub

*5 minutes later*
"Oh the video isn't playing, why didn't anyone tell me?"
-rude sub

"The fuck?!?!!"
-me

And just for all y'all that are gonna be like 'maybe he didn't hear you' this man was in his early 30s and I sit right next to his desk. There's no way in hell he didn't hear me.