"You know what sounds good right now?
Some celery and peanut butter."
-S
"Then add some chocolate sprinkles, some M&Ms, some syrup and some hot sauce.
That's called my plate!"
-I
Extra: while I was writing peanut:
"I thought you were writing penis"
-I
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Random things my friends say/do with no context
HumorJust, random funny things my friends say or do, or stupid things I overhear at school, cuz I hear some weird shit.
