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JoJo's Abridged Adventure

A/N: Ok, sorry if this chapter doesn't make any sense at all but I thought I'd abridge and shorten the last 2 arcs of Volume 1. Try to enjoy this cluster fuck of a chapter.

3rd POV

???: "It's over Nine Thousaaaaaaa-"

???: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"

???: "aaaaaaa-"

???: "aaaa-"

Explosion

???: "Vegeta wh-?!"

Time stop

Y/N: "Woah woah, wrong abridged Retard."

Author: "Who you calling retard?"

Y/N: "You.... I'm calling you a retard."

Author: "....You just Yare Yare'd your last Daze fuckboy."

Y/N: "No, Author-dono, yamete!"
(No, Lord Author, please stop!)

One Steely Dan later

Jaune: "I'm too depressed to save Y/N from Author-kun's wrath."

Ruby: "Hi Jaune!"

Jaune: Surprised Pikachu Face

Ruby: "You're depressed!"

Jaune: "Give me an inspiring speech."

Ruby: "Inspiring Speech! Bye Jaune."

King Crimson

Goodbitch: "Blah Blah Blah, I'm a Milf, Blah Blah, Forever Fall Forest, Blah Blah Blah, I have a nice rack, blah blah, don't die."

Cardin: "Come on slave~"

Jaune: "I am struggling with my morals making me very conflicted."

King Crimson

Jaune: "Over Nine Thousand jars of sap!"

Cardin: "Yeet these at unrequited love and Dolphin boy over there!"

Jaune: "I'm standing up for myself after all this time! Yeet!"

Jaune yeets some sap at Cardin.

Cardin: "You're de-"

Ursa: "Roar!"
(Give me yo sweets)

Cardin: "No, Ursa-dono, yamete!"

Cardin gets bitch smacked as Jaune charges forward.

Jaune: "PLUUUUUSSSSSSSS ULLLLLT-"

Y/N: "ZA WARUDO! TOKI YO TOMARE!!!"

Y/N then skips all the way over to the Ursa who was gonna gonna lay a killing blow on Jaune until Y/N boops Jaune's shield slightly upward so he can block the strike.

Y/N: "Boop. It's go time."

Time restarts.

Jaune: "-TRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA!!"

Jaune slices the Ursa's head off and starts to celebrate.

Jaune: "I AM THE FUCKING STRONG!!!"

Y/N: "Ha! Sure you are."

Ruby & Weiss: "We were in the background the whole fucking time."

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