JoJo's Bizarre Lemon

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Y/N POV
Dorm Hallway

Y/N: "Hey Yang?"

Yang: "Yes JoJo?"

I wiggle my eyebrows and smile.

Y/N: "Wanna Yang?"

Yang looks at me surprised and then out of nowhere starts crying?! Holy shit, I'm panicking!

Y/N: "Okay! I'm sorry! I get that you wanna wait till marriage! Please stop crying!"

I blurt trying to calm Yang down.

Yang: "I'm crying because I can't help but feel immense joy! We're finally gonna fuck and you used a pun! A pun! That's basically asking a Xiao Long to marry you!"

Y/N: "Do you wanna smash or not?"

Yang: "YES! Come to my dorm later tonight when everyone is gone."

Y/N: "Alright, see you tonight~."

I kiss her forehead and walk into my dorm until I'm tackled to the floor by an unknown assai- oh it's Author-kun.

MemeDreamz: "BREAK YO SELF FOOL! Who said you could smash tonight?! Not ya boi! There needs to be more sexual tension and more emotional baggage! I'm not talking about dry and rough fucking cus you want to! I'm talking dry, sensual, and then rough fucking with a side of depression!!! I will use timeskips and have you assume it happened because I fucking can! This better be the last fucking time you do or plan shit like this ever again or else I will mess your shit boi! You got that?!?!"

Y/N: "Uhhhhhhhh-"

MemeDreamz: "THAT'S IT!"

Y/N: "AHHHHHHHHH!"

Timeskip
3rd POV
RWBY Dorm

It's evening and the stars litter the sky with their beauty while the moon is at it's fullest shining it's enchanting natural light into RWBY's Dorm where Yang awaits her future lover that is until the door is busted open by an unknown entity causing Yang to shriek in fear.

???:

Yang: "Hehehehahahahaha, GOTCHA!"

MemeDreamz: "April Fools Fuccboi!!!"

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