(Camera on. Audience claps as Knockout enters room.)
KNOCKOUT: Afternoon, mechs and femmes and other! Today our special guest the one, the only Wheeljack!
(Wheeljack enters. He appears the only guest so far that seems happy with being in this talk show. He sits, and the audience continues to clap for a few seconds more.)
KNOCKOUT: Welcome in, Wheeljack.
WHEELJACK: Thanks for having me; I'll thank the audience while I'm at it.
KNOCKOUT: Shall we get straight into it?
WHEELJACK: I don't see why not. You know me, never one for formalities.
KNOCKOUT: Wonderful, then. Rylee_buckley_15, asks, "What about Wheeljack? What does he like to do when's he's not beating cons? What's his favorite type of music? Who's his favorite Wrecker besides Bulkhead?"
WHEELJACK: When I'm not snuffing cons? (looks to Knockout with a chuckle) Oh, I don't know. Usually I'm just fixing the ol' Jackhammer. If I'm not, I'm hanging with the kids. And with music, Bulk and Miko and I all enjoy heavy metal, but I prefer alternative and some country. Scrap, even the old Doc has a good playlist. What was the last question again? (He puts on the quizzical face)
KNOCKOUT: Favorite Wrecker other than Bulkhead.
WHEELJACK: Fav wrecker besides ol' Bulk. That's hard. I'd known Bulk for years- he's like my brother. I'm assuming that I can't say Miko, huh. You want me to say a Cybertronian. Well, sometimes I miss Seaspray. The mech was a good wrecker.
KNOCKOUT: Thank you for the questions! And thank you, Wheeljack, for coming and sitting with me.
WHEELJACK: Wouldn't miss it for the world. (He looks off stage) Did I say that right? It's in the script and-
KNOCKOUT: And that's all we have today folks! Stay tuned!
(Fade the out)
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