(Knockout walks onto the set, this time the guest walks out with him. It's Breakdown. The audience applauds as they sit.)
KNOCKOUT: Everyone! This guest is my best friend Breakdown! Say hello, Breakdown.
BREAKDOWN: Um, hey there, skin-jobs.
KNOCKOUT: That's my line, Breakdown. Anywho, Jack5555583 asks, "What about Breakdown? Does he listen to human music and if so which is his favorite? Why does he really hate Bulkhead so much? Who's his favorite Decepticon besides Knockout? Does he have anything he likes about humans?"
BREAKDOWN: I have never listened to human music nor do I intend to. Well, Bulkhead and I have a long history. I was a wrecker before; I even called him a brother. As for Favorite decepticon? Arachnid is easy on the eyes.
KNOCKOUT: (rolls eyes) I'm your favorite. It's inevitable. We've been together for so long that we're like siamese twins.
BREAKDOWN: Whatever, KO. You know I had a little infatuation for the spider. Anything I like about humans? Nothing really; humans are always dragging Knockout away from the Nemesis, and that means I gotta cover for him.
(Knockout shrugs)
BREAKDOWN: You get tired after the 5th time he's left. Really, humans just an inconvenience for me.
KNOCKOUT: Still isn't going to stop me. Well that's all folks! (Pushes Breakdown out)
BREAKDOWN: (off stage) What the pit!
KNOCKOUT: (calls out) Sorry, Breaky! I must spread the news though! Mechs and femmes and other friends, the Late Night Con Show is changing up a little. We're now allowing dares! Nothing over PG13 for the sparklings. However, you must send in questions along with those dares. The format is also going to make a noticeable change. See you another time!
(Fade to black as audience claps.)
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The Late Night Con Show
FanfictionThe Decepticons throw a talk show! With Knockout as your host and many characters as your guests, what could go wrong? Art on cover by: https://betaminshitto.tumblr.com/
