(The lights switch on and the audience claps as Knockout enters.)
KNOCKOUT:
This just in, someone has finally asked to do an interview with my head of the production team! Soundwave!
(Soundwave enters and sits beside Knockout.)
KNOCKOUT:
Welcome, Soundwave! How are you.
SOUNDWAVE:
Alright, I suppose. Could you please begin the questions?
KNOCKOUT:
Yes, of course! Phoenixfire2020 asked, "Why is Soundwave so quiet?"
SOUNDWAVE:
I find the use of words unnecessary. People tend to be more afraid of a gladiator who doesn't have emotions rather than one who is can't shut their trap. I'm only talking during this interview, so that you humans understand.
KNOCKOUT:
Good answer; they also dare Soundwave to flirt with Arcee. Bring her out, boys!
(Arcee enters the stages looking rather annoyed.)
KNOCKOUT CONT.:
How are you, Arcee?
ARCEE:
I'm fine; I was just kinda busy before you pulled me here. What do you even need?
KNOCKOUT:
One of our good viewers asked for Soundwave to flirt with you.
ARCEE:
(Slightly disgusted) Excuse me?
KNOCKOUT:
Hush! Now Soundwave woo our good femme!
SOUNDWAVE:
Forgive me, for I do not part take in any activities that require use of emotions. I will say one line that Knockout bribed me to say backstage.
KNOCKOUT:
You can't say that on live tv!
SOUNDWAVE:
Well, I did. And Arcee, (Arcee turns to him with crossed arms) you turn my software into hardware. There. Done.
ARCEE:
That was the worst pickup line I've ever heard.
KNOCKOUT: Fine, you can leave now, okay. (Arcee leaves.) Sorry, Phoenixfire, but you'll won't get much out of those two. CricketLuver asked, "Does Soundwave ever rest?"
SOUNDWAVE:
Rarely. I only recharge when I've reached extreme conditions of unrest. Even then I charge lightly.
KNOCKOUT:
Fan_FictionGirl1 asked, "Does he like plantonic hugs and/or kisses?"
SOUNDWAVE:
I don't do anything with anyone, but there have been times where I've needed some comfort. Usually ShockWave is my go to because our lack of feelings.
KNOCKOUT:
Allsparkwarrior asked, "How do you keep 11 minicons in line?"
SOUNDWAVE:
Hard work and lots of discipline. My minicons usually listen to me, however. We all have a mutual respect and care for each other.
KNOCKOUT:
And finally littletusk1 asked, "Why don't you speak?"
SOUNDWAVE:
Again, I don't speak because a silent killer is deadly. I wear a mask to hid any emotions and add on to scare people.
KNOCKOUT:
Thank you, Soundwave for coming in! And please viewers, feel free to check out the video at the top of the story. Goodbye!
(Lights out.)
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The Late Night Con Show
FanfictionThe Decepticons throw a talk show! With Knockout as your host and many characters as your guests, what could go wrong? Art on cover by: https://betaminshitto.tumblr.com/
