The Late Night Con Show

Optimus Prime

(KNOCKOUT enters the stage. He looks rather excited for this episode. The audience claps as he sits.)

KNOCKOUT:

Good evening! After many, many episodes, we finally have a guest who a lot were waiting for! May I present: Optimus Prime! Leader of the Autobots!

(OPTIMUS PRIME enters the room and waves to the audience. He sits as the audience claps for him.)

OPTIMUS PRIME: 

Thank you, Knockout. I appreciate the welcome. 

KNOCKOUT:

Of course. Now, would you like to talk for a little or start the questions?

OPTIMUS PRIME: 

We can began the questions. If that's alright with the show's length?

KNOCKOUT:

Honestly, sir, we don't give a scrap about the show's length. 

(The audience laughs. OPTIMUS PRIME adjusts his sitting position.)

KNOCKOUT:

Now all the questions come from Allsparkwarrior. First question is "how did you feel to be suddenly made a Prime by Primus?" I'm assuming  they want Orion Pax's thoughts.

OPTIMUS PRIME:

I don't have a lot of memories from Orion Pax, but I do remember being in complete, udder in awe. I apologize, for my memory is fuzzy.

KNOCKOUT:

Understandable. Next questions are: "Do you have a favourite type of music?" and "Is there a particular aspect of human culture that you like?"

OPTIMUS PRIME: 

I appreciate human's capability develop emotional ties with others. Yes, humans have flaws, but the ability to form wonderful connections and family is beyond me. I've only heard Miko's music taste, and I don't particularly enjoy the style.

KNOCKOUT:

So many music questions! Last one, Prime: "Do you remember anything during your stay on the Nemesis as Orian Pax?"

OPTIMUS PRIME:

I remember the diagram of myself, Megatron's hospitality, Starscream invading my quarters, and being confused about the ship's affairs. I will always remember Jack returning me to Optimus Prime. 

KNOCKOUT:

I touching moment for our viewers. That's all we have! See you next episode! We're bringing in an annoying pest, who almost cost me my life!

(Fade to black.)