Haikyuu one shots

Agressive sayings when someone says something bad about you // Sejoh

Oikawa

"Hold my glasses bitch I'm throwing hands right now."

Iwazumi

"Those teeth would look really nice on the ground when I punch you."

Matsukawa

"Your mom would be hella disappointed to find out that they made you. She should have been on the pill bitch."

Hanamaki

"Bro the hell, your dad should have pulled out. In fact your mom should have at least get a better spouse, or maybe a plan b."

Yahaba

"Say that again or your (dick/puzzy) will get chopped off stocked up your ass."

Watari

"Watch your mouth buddy or you would have to watch out in your sleep.

Kyoutani

"Some one will get their asses whooped."

Kindaichi

"Bitch I think the fuck not."

Kunimi

"I said today I wouldn't deal with anyone's shit but today I got time."