Goyles, Goyles, Goyles

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The episode begins with Huginn and Munnin, in their suits, talking to Meat Sweats.

Huginn: And we do all these services free of charge!

Meat Sweats: Impressive. But lads, you must've misread. I didn't come here for some servants. I'm here for lunch!

Munnin: Oh we love lunch!

The screen switches to the two gargoyles being trapped inside of a cage while Meat Sweats and Pigallia are cooking.

Muninn: Oh~... That's what he meant by lunch. And now we're gonna become lunch.

Huginn: While they're doing that, what should we do?

Muninn: Maybe a flashback when we started working with Baron Draxum?

Huginn: I love that idea! Let's do that!

|Flashback|
|Gargoyle Boot Camp|

At the boot camp, a group of three gargoyles are doing some weight lifting. Huginn and Muninn are at the benches. Munnin is also doing weightlifting but struggling to do so.

Huginn: Get swole! Push the shack! Push it! You can do it!

Muninn: One... (drops bar)

Huginn: You did it!

Muninn: (flexing) Yeah I did! Look at these walnuts!

Huginn: You look so tough!

A pair of bro-goyles appear in front of them. One drops a dumbbell on Muninn while the other drops a sock on Huginn. They then send Huginn and Muninn across the room.

Muninn: Man, we'll never get out of this boot camp at this rate!

Huginn: Don't worry, Muninn. I know we'll be out of this place in no time! We just need the right opportunity to do so.

Muninn: A right opportunity?

Huginn: Exactly! It will come to us eventually. And once it does, we'll be taken it for ourselves.

Muninn: Right! I hope so.

Sarge Gargoyle: Line~ up! (the gargoyles lines up side by side) I have an announcement to make! The great warrior Baron Draxum has requested two gargoyles to be his partners! The two gargoyles will live in his castle and will do whatever he says! So who will be the two gargoyles for this job?!

The three gargoyles begins showing off their muscles. Sarge Gargoyle points at Huginn and Muninn.

Muninn: He chose us? Yes!

Huginn: See ya, "sleeping on a box of knives."

Sarge Gargoyle: You two are going to pull this cart with the REAL gargoyles to Baron Draxum's place! Got it?!

Muninn: Oh... Darn it.

|Roadway|

Huginn and Muninn are pulling the cart where the two Bro-goyles are sitting on. Taking them to Baron Draxum's fortress.

Muninn: Why does Sarge always gives us the lame jobs?!

Huginn: Hm... I have an idea. We should take a "shortcut" to that dangerous road. That way we can get rid of these two and take their place.

Muninn: I love that idea. Let's do it.

They head to the dangerous road. The road was extremely bumpy with rocks lying about.

Bro-goyle: Hey, watch it bro!

The Bro-goyles fell out of the cart and into the lava.

Huginn: Do you hear that?!

Muninn: Nope! I don't hear anything!

The two arrives at the fortress. Huginn knocks on the door of the fortress.

Lola: (voice) Coming~! (opens door) Hello~, anyone out here?!

Huginn: Down here, miss... uh... Who are you?

Lola: (looks down) Oh my! Aren't you two the cutest gargoyles around?! (kneels down and pinches their cheeks) You could be cute pets or something! (gasps happily) Is that a cart?! (floats off) I love carts! It's so cool! It would be perfect for Oceania! Maybe breaking it down and turn it into a pet bed. That would be so cute!

Muninn: Is she okay or something?

Poco: My apologies for Lola. She's quite... energetic to say the least. My name is Poco. Very pleased to meet you. Are you two gargoyles that Master Draxum requested from the boot camp?

Huginn: Why yes we are actually! We may be small but we're the best of the best!

Muninn: What he said.

Poco: Then please come inside. Master Draxum is waiting for you two. (Huginn and Muninn went inside) Lola? (she nods and heads inside; Poco closes the door) Master Draxum is inside his laboratory. It's located in the middle of the fortress.

Lola: And this is where he sits down and relax!

Huginn: Check it out. A comfy bed just for the two of us.

Munnin: Yeah. Can't wait to relax on that.

Poco: Master Draxum? The two gargoyles have arrived.

Baron Draxum: Excellent. (turns around) Hold on. They're a lot... smaller than I imagine.

Huginn: But we can handle any job no matter how hard it is!

Baron Draxum: I see... Well then, welcome to my lab. This is where I will be creating an army.

Huginn: Army?

Lola: Basically, we're gonna destroy the humans! They are a threat and they must be eliminated!

Poco: Right...

Huginn: Okay. So what is our first task?

Lola: Lola got this! You two are gonna feed the specimen here! Starting with the unicorn.

Muninn: That does seem so bad.

Lola presses a button to open the cage.

Lola: Have fun~... (leaves with the others)

Huginn: This should be easy.

However, the unicorn starts attacking Huginn and Muninn.

|Some Time Later|

Huginn (beaten up): We're done feeding the animals...

Baron Draxum: Excellent work! Now then, I have another job for you two.

Muninn (beaten up): Which is...?

Poco: We want you two to sneak inside the Battle Nexus to retrieve Lou Jitsu and his Alolan Vulpix. These two are known champions of the Battle Nexus for some time now.

Baron Draxum: They are perfect for my experiment. However, Big Mama won't let him go. She's wasting her time with him. So that's why I need him for my experiment.

Huginn: Uh... We got this, boss!

Muninn: We'll definitely get Lou Jitsu and Alolan Vulpix!

Lola: You two are so confident. I love it! Good luck on getting the champion from Big Mama! (leaves with the others)

Muninn: Dude, we can't do that! We'll be dead by the time we reach there!

Huginn: Relax, Mun. It should be easy. We just have to sneak inside the Battle Nexus and grab them before security comes.

Muninn: How?!

Huginn: I have a plan. It may sound crazy but hear me out.

|Baron Draxum|

Poco: Master Draxum, you sure you should put them through this mission? This is their first day so maybe...

Baron Draxum: I must get Lou Jitsu! His DNA will be perfect for my army! And once my army is complete, the end of humanity shall begin.

Nandirot: So you think that they'll be fine? (flies down) I don't think this is a wise decision.

Baron Draxum: They'll be fine! I'm sure of it!

|Battle Nexus|
|Entrance|

Guard: Halt! You there!

Huginn: Yes?

Guard 2: What are you here for?

Huginn: Well~, me and my friend here wants to participate in the Battle Nexus. We may look small but we can kick anyone's butt!

Guard: What friend?

Huginn notices that Muninn is gone.

Huginn: My invisible friend of course! So~ would you let me in? I'll do anything! (the guards steps aside) Thank you! (enters) Huh? Muninn!

Muninn: Oh hey, Huginn.

Huginn: How did...? Nevermind! Let's just do this mission already!

Muninn: Right.

|Lou Jitsu|

Alolan Vulpix: Another day at the cell... Are we gonna get out of here someday?

Lou Jitsu: That depends. We must be patient.

Alolan Vulpix: But we haven't fought anyone for days! Or is it months?! I lost track of time!

Lou Jitsu: You know the oath! We shall never fight another creature ever again!

Alolan Vulpix: I know... But I really hope we can find a way to escape the Battle Nexus. I really don't want to be here at all.

Lou Jitsu: We will escape someday. We just have to have the right opportunity.

[CRASH]

The metal door opens to reveal Huginn and Muninn who are battered from smashing into the door.

Alolan Vulpix: (growling)

Lou Jitsu: If Big Mama send you here, tell her we won't fight! (the rat bites his finger) Ow! Why you little...! I mean, I forgive you, little creature. (looks down) Wow, that's a lot of blood.

Huginn: Big Mama didn't send us here!

Alolan Vulpix: Then who did?! We don't have all day!

Muninn: Our boss, Baron Draxum, was the one who send us here to get you two.

Lou Jitsu: I see... Well as long as it doesn't involve fighting. Then we can come with you.

Alolan Vulpix: Baron Draxum? (thinking) Wait... Kaminari did mentioned about that guy... Wonder what he looks like.

Huginn and Muninn lifts Lou Jitsu in his meditative pose and flies out of the cage. Aurora following them.

|Baron Draxum's Fortress|

Lola: I can't believe you two did it! I thought you were gonna be crushed or something. But you really pull it off!

Huginn: Pretty much.

Poco: Would you like some tea after going through a stressful mission like this one?

Muninn: As long as we get to sleep in the dog bed we shall have some tea.

Poco: Sure thing. Coming right up. (walks off)

The gargoyles leaves the lab.

Alolan Vulpix: Oh great! Now we're in another cage! Why do we have such bad luck today?! Or is it nighttime? I'm so confused...

Lola: Don't worry about the day or anything. You just worry about staying in that cage.

Aurora growls a bit at Lola. She chuckled in amusement.

Lou Jitsu: (reaches box to grab red-eared slider) Why aren't you the cutest thing. I shall name you "Green"! (grabs snapping turtle) And I shall name you "Green #2"! But how am I gonna tell you two apart?

Baron Draxum: Lou Jitsu! It's an honor to meet you in person! So glad you accept the offer of coming here.

Lou Jitsu: I don't know what you want from me. But my fighting days are over. Me and Aurora promised to never harm another creature again. (kisses snapping but gets his upper lip bitten by it; pulls it off) Why you little...!

Baron Draxum: There's no fighting. All I need is your abilities.

Alolan Vulpix: His abilities? What do you mean by that?

|Huginn and Muninn|

Poco: Here you go. Some honey tea for a job well done.

Huginn: Thanks, Poco. (sips tea) Mm~! This is so good!

Muninn: (sips tea) Like really good!

Poco: I'm glad you two love it. I make these sometimes for Master Draxum.

Huginn: I see... He must really rely on you huh.

Poco: Pretty much. As his assistant, I do the chores around here. The cleaning, the cooking, all that stuff. But I'm also responsible for making mystic weapons for him.

Muninn: Cool!

Poco: It is. You see, in my village, it's rare for a blue elf to have a natural ability to make weapons. I'm one of the rare elves that can create weapons. That's why Master Draxum picked me to be his assistant.

Huginn: So how is working with the boss?

Poco: It has its ups and downs. But you'll get used to it.

Muninn: We'll get used to all of this!

Poco: Right... Well if you need anything else, just call me and I'll... (hears a commotion) What was that? I'll be right back. (runs back)

Muninn: Should we check it out?

Huginn: Eh. Why not?

They fly off and sees that Baron Draxum and Lou Jitsu are fighting each other.

Poco: Oh my.

Lola: Hey there! You came just in time to see them duke it out!

Poco: What?!

Lola: Yeah they've just started fighting. And I got some popcorn. (gives one to Aurora) Want some, Pocs?

Poco: Well as long as nothing was damaged... (sits down besides Lola and eats popcorn) Why not?

Muninn: What should we do?!

Huginn: Nothing. Instead, we should let the unicorn do its thing for us! (presses button to release unicorn)

The unicorn instead attacks Huginn and Muninn. Throwing them into the glowing green ball that causes it to collapse.

Alolan Vulpix: This isn't good! (jumps down)

Poco: Oh no...

Lola: Awesome~...

Poco: We need to leave. Now. (leaves with Lola)

Lou Jitsu: Small creatures! (picks them up) I shall save you from this place. (takes out rat) And I shall save you as... (the rat bites his finger and runs off) Why you little...!

Alolan Vulpix: Lou, above you!

While Aurora uses Protect to shield herself from the ooze. Lou Jitsu gets splattered in the ooze. His right hand and foot becomes parts of a rat.

[ANIMAL NOISES]

Lou Jitsu: Aurora, use Ice Shard to smash those cages! We need to free these creatures! (takes out Pokeball) Kasai, help us out by using Boomerang!

Alolan Vulpix: Ice Shard!

Alolan Marowak: Marowak! Boomerang!

[SHATTERING]

Alolan Vulpix: Everyone, leave this place immediately!

The creatures runs off to the exit of the fortress. Among the animals, four Pokemon stops at the exit.

Rockruff: What about you?! You have to leave this place too!

Alolan Vulpix: Don't worry about us! We'll be right behind you! Just get out!

Pichu: Are you crazy?! You're gonna turn into toast if you stay here longer! We're not leaving here until you are!

Alolan Marowak: Is that Pichu dense or something?

Pichu: I heard that! (growling) Pichu!

Espurr: Calm down, Pichu. We should just leave while we still can.

Baron Draxum: Wait!

Lou Jitsu and his Pokemon turn after they step to the exit. Everything was collapsing to block his view of them before Huginn and Muninn carries him out of the flaming fortress.

Poco: Master Draxum. Are you alright?

Baron Draxum: I'm fine... But my fortress...

Huginn: We're so sorry that Lou Jitsu and his Alolan Vulpix destroy your fortress!

Muninn: Yup! It was their fault this happened!

Baron Draxum: It's gonna take us 13 years to rebuild this. (turns and walks away; stops) Let's go, everyone. We have some repairments to do.

Lola: And something to eat! I'm starving!

Baron Draxum: And something to eat as well! I'll pay for the meal.

Huginn and Muninn: Awesome!

They follow Baron Draxum from the flames.

|Flashback Ends|

Huginn: Now with that's over, let's get out of here. (unlocks the cage)

Muninn: You could've done this earlier?

Huginn: I wanna hear the whole flashback story. I love it when you tell stories.

Muninn: Now lets get some... (together with Huginn) delicious food! (flies off)

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