I walked down the stairs hearing a strange bark at the door. I saw a dog. It was a large fluffy dog with small eyes. It was cute, but not in my eyes. "AHHHHH!!!" You see, I have a phobia for dogs. It started on a day...
I walked through the park with my mom and dad. We had a great time, as we saw trees and nature and billboards in the clearings, full of sponsored ads. I owe it to those ads that now I have a great account on Talentshare.
There were also ads by Golplex, which is a tech company that creates tons of wondrous things like Gol-tree which is a tree with a built-in assistant. (Batteries not included.) This will come up later.
That's why I have a fear of dogs.
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot about the dog part.
So a dog came up and then a squirrel threw an acorn at me and I blame it on the dog. The squirrel had bad aiming and hit me instead of the dog! That's why I hate dogs.
This dog was different though. The next day, it came back for more. My parents were there and decide to say goodbye to the dog. It was going to the shelter. I instead said hello to the beginning of the journey.
I took the dog by telling it to go upstairs. Somehow it perfectly understood me. Then said, "don't say a word." He understood quickly.
Later on, I heard a strange sound.
"This is not a word."
I was confused. Who was that? I went upstairs to find out...
"Update 3873-Gol-dog is ready."
"What?"
"Repeat. Update 3873-Gol-dog is ready."
"You're talking?"
"Update?"
"I'm dreaming, right?"
"Repeat. Update?"
I fainted.
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UmorismoSo a dog barked up the door. I didn't know what to do, so I ran away. The next day, it came back. My parents said that we would have to kick it to the animal shelter. I didn't think that was smart, so I took it, and kept it. Turns out it's a smart d...
