Hosuh: we can't get divorced, I'm having another bebeh
Stephen: *GASP*
Stephen: hmmm..I rlly want this bebeh to have good life unlike rocks-ann, so I will stay married to u for now
Hosuh: yay
....
Hosuh: OMG OMG STEPHEN MY GRAPE JUICE BROKE IM GIVING BIRTH JAGAMJSGSGBSNSNGSJAZZAJHWHHSBSB
Stephen: yum
-after bebeh is bjorn-
Hosuh: let's name it...Ching Chong..
Stephen: OMG yaaaas
-literally 1 year after bebeh is born-
Hosuh: Stephen I can't take this anymore all u care about is ur job and ur ka-nifes and not me im rlly hurt (by oliver tree) and I'm rlly sad so we r getting a divorce
Stephen: okay boomer
~Then hosuh moves to the land of apples that is NOT in Korea but still~
Dang son this hits home for me :')
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stephen x hosuh??? nani deska???
HumorWarning: bad and satire sub to danplan and actually Stephen despite the...current situation... any art/pictures used in this FANFIC is not mine