stephen x hosuh??? nani deska???

die anywhere else, just..NOT here!

Hosuh: stephen!! Rocks Ann was pregarnant! Why did u do that?!?!?

Stephen: *anime gasp* UWAH?!?!? STEPHEN DOES NOT APPROVE OF ROCKS-ANNE DOING THE FRICKLE.

~flashback~
Stephen: no boyfriend until your married

Rocks-ann: but-

Stephen: *hits her with wooden spoon* NOPE! NO QUESTIONS.

Stephen: you can only get a boyfriend when your dad comes home.

Rocks-ann: but you said he was never coming back-

Stephen: -EXACTLY

~present time~

Stephen: goddamn. I should've been a better father. Welp, I have no regerts. Stephen doesnt regret things.

Hosuh: *roars at Stephen*

Stephen: *GAAAASP* THATS IT IM GETTING A DIVORCE

Hosuh: okay hold on lemmie shave my beard first

....

Hosuh: k I'm done