Hosuh: *cuddling with stephen*
Stephen: ....hosuh we should get a dog
Hosuh: what? Why?
Stephen: i unno. I feel like it.
Hosuh: stephen, you can't just decide you wanna own a dog because you feel like it. You need to ta-
Stephen: shuttup hosuh.
Hosuh: but i-
Stephen: SILENCE YOU BOTTOM
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stephen x hosuh??? nani deska???
HumorWarning: bad and satire sub to danplan and actually Stephen despite the...current situation... any art/pictures used in this FANFIC is not mine