Casino Cups: Reader Insert [Discontinued]

♤♡ Part 3 ◇♧

Anonymous ask:
Hey guys! Since Valentine's day is only a few weeks away, on a scale of 1 to 10, how good are your flirting skills? Do you think you'll get chocolate?

"My number is so low in the negatives that it's below Hell itself." Cuphead said with no emotion.

"I'm not too good with flirting, it would just end up with me being a stuttering mess. So it would be a 1 for sure." [Y/n] said.

"I am WAY too nervous to properly flirt so it would probably be low as a 3. Heh..." Mugman answered.

"I've got strangers willin' to give their money, house and damn souls for as much as a kiss, I think it well over a 10." King Dice smiled.

"I don't do 'flirting', more like seductive spells... or curses" the Devil grinned.

Anonymous ask:
*puffs my cigar* Aye kids *blows smoke* you want some free weed? Its medical I swear, I'ma' good guy trust me. Just don't tell anyone I gave it to ya'.

"I think I'll pass." [Y/n] said continuing her work, not even bothering to look at them.

"Nah, I'm all good, Chips already got me some" Cups said holding a cigar.
"Wait, did you just call us 'kids'?" Cuphead said looking at them questionly. Mugman was tryin to avoid the smoke from Cuphead's cigar.

Anonymous ask:
What would happen if Cups and Mugs pretended to be eachother for a day? (Switch clothes and acted like each other) How many people would they be able to fool?

'So I gotta act all no fun and quiet and stuff... man, I wanna roll my sleeves up already.'
'So I'm gonna have to act all carefree, rash and loud... so basically relax and take it easy, ok.' They both thought.

"Mang, man, is there somethin' up with 'em two or am I just seein' things." Chips says holding Mangosteen, "Umm..." "I'm always seein' things *hic* so I can't... tell..." one of the Tipsy Troop says.

Wheezy, Hocus, Dice and [Y/n] were sittin around a table playin cards.  "Did the twerps switch noses or somethin'?"Wheezy asks.

"What if they... SWITCH ENTIRE BODIES?!" Hocus panicked.

"More like they switched colors instead..." [Y/n] says.

"They switched clothes you idiots."
"They're just playin' another dumb joke."

"Again?"

" 'Mugman' " King Dice shouted.

Cuphead came over to our table, looking a bit nervous, while Wheezy, Hocus and [Y/n] waited for him to screw up.
"Shuffle this deck for us will ya "
"Uhhh..."
"Go on, you can use the method I thought you yesterday. I know how much you would love to show it off."
"Wait, Mugman likes to show off how he shuffles cards?" Cuphead said not noticing his mistake while the others did.
"WAIT! I MEANT-"
"And there ya have it."
"Hah, Busted!"
Hocus and [Y/n] just started cracking up laughing.

Anonymous ask:
Two questions: One if you could use ine of those electric buzzers to make the Devil puff up? Two would using a canister of hairspray anywhere near Mr. Wheezy will he essentially turn inti a flamethrower? ..FYI I wouldn't test these two in the same vicinity with eachother... ^^;

" Well, if boss' fur obeys the laws of science then surely he would? As for Mr. Wheezy, he only lights up when he's mad and I really don't like getting him mad, but if he gets angry enough then... I guess?"

"-inhale- Brother,[Y/n]."

"No, Cuphead"
"Please don't." [Y/n] pleaded.

"It was nice bein' with you"