Casino Cups: Reader Insert [Discontinued]

♤♡ Part 12 ◇♧

[A/n]: I'm splitting this to 2 parts cuz' I don't want to make this chapter too long. Enjoy!

Anonymous ask:
To the Devil: Why did you open a casino in the first place?

"Its a good way to lure in prey. At a time like this, plenty of bastards want a place to be as greedy and unlawful as their souls desire. And I, as generous as can be, am willing to give it to them." The Devil said putting his hands on his chest. "Besides, who doesn't like seeing what horizons mortals are willing to take their chances. It's art to me. It helps take my mind off... other things."

Anonymous ask:
So, King Dice! Your new eyes let you see what a person's soul is like, right? What do you see if you look at the Devil?

"Well, well, well, somebody did their homework! Yes, a 'bonus' of the contract I signed to become manager was that I would be given eyes that used to belong to a demon. Granting me the power to look inside people's souls. Can't see everything of course. Mostly just their most guilty desires. But it's more than enough to make the job easier and much, MUCH, more interestin'! And, well, I'll admit, one day curiousity got the better of me, and I thought; What if I took a glance at the Devil himself? And, well, honestly, I wasn't even surprised, he doesn't have a soul. So when I decided to take a look.....

I just saw him looking back."

Anonymous ask:
Dice, why did you ever went to the casino in the first place? And do you still like it there?

"Why did I go to the casino?" King Dice ask himself. "Well, I made a deal, I didn't exactly have a choice not to go. Of course, back then I thought it would be terrible, I thought I was just gonna be mince meat for the demons. Working under the 'monstrous' Devil. But no, I was a dealer and the Devil turned out to be just a boss hiring employees... in his own way. And if you play your cards right, you'll learn to love the place . I did and hell, I fixed the place up, it was tasteless before I showed up! For which you're welcome for by the way." King Dice said the last part to the Devil. The Devil just shrugged his shoulders. "Oh what would I do without you, King."

"He totally just saved your business." [Y/n] said teasingly.

Anonymous ask:
Cuphead and Mugman, how do you and all of the bosses get along nowadays? Especially like Dr. Kahl, Wally, the Phantom Express, Brineybeard, etc? What happened to them?

"Oh, we might as well be best friends with them!" Cuphead shrugged.

"Well... most of them..." Mugman sweatdropped.

"Wally's doin' alright, I think, he's kind of a grump most of the time, but his son is pretty cool!"

"Oh yeah, turns out me and Wally Jr. read the same comic series, he always come up with theories on it, especially theories about how to bring all the science fiction stuff into real life. He says the series is the main inspiration behind his studies."

"Neeeeerds." [Y/n] whispered.

"The Phantom Express we haven't seen in a while, they're always moving."

"Because according to their curse, as soon as the train stops, they will stop being undead ghosts and fully move on to the afterlife." [Y/n] said.

"Yeah... for all we know, the train might've already stopped..."

"Me and Brineybeard are buds as well. He tells me about his adventures and battles and treasures and everything!" Cuphead exclaimed. "Him and his crew are so awesome..."

"H-he's alright, I guess..." Mugman stuttered.

"Maybe one day he'll take us with him!!"

"Ehhhhhh- Dr Khal though I am a BIG FAN of his work, lemme tell ya!"

"I feel like a few of his wires are a bit screwed... I do like his robot though."

"He actually let me be his assistant for a while. I got to learn so many things!!"

"You mean he let you be his lab rat..." [Y/n] said.

"I practically had to rescue him before he turned you into some Frankenstein's monster." Cuphead said.

"I was only helping him with some tests..." Mugman crossed his arms.

Anonymous ask:
Devil doesn't usually wear clothes... does he only wear them on special occasions?

"Or whenever Dice and [Y/n] make me..." Dice and [Y/n] are looking through the closet.

"Oh come on, even other demons wear clothing!" King Dice said.

"Besides, you look good in these." [Y/n] said picking out an outfit.

"*grumble* Yeaaaah sooo...?" Devil said with a sour face.

Anonymous ask:
Mr. Wheezy, have you actually tried to get along with Cuphead and Mugman? I mean you can't be mad at them forever.

"Hah! Can't be mad at them forever? Bet I can." Wheezy exclaimed.

"Well I bet you can't!" Cuphead shouted.

"Please don't start another fight..." [Y/n] said but they just ignored her.

"Oh really? Whatcha bettin'?" Wheezy grinned.

"Ummmm... All of my salary for the next six months! What about you?!" Cuphead pointed at him.

"Oh yeah? Well I bet my entire car!"

"DEAL!!" They both shook on it.

"I AM GOING TO HATE YOU UNTIL THE DAY I FINALLY DIE!!" Wheezy's head lit up in anger.

"WE ARE GONNA BE ABSOLUTE BESTIES!!"

Anonymous ask:
Cuphead, Mugman, try as I might I cannot figure out how your internal organs work. You appear to breath through your mouth and nose but you don't have a neck? So where does the oxygen go? Does it teleport? You have red blood cells so I know oxygen gets to your lungs somehow! Your heads are hollow but where is your brain? (I assume that at least Mugman has one) What happens to food when you eat? Do you even need to eat??? Are your eyes just painted on???

"I am embarrassed on behalf of modern science that... we have no clue at all. We just sort of exist and run with it." Mugman said also confused himself.

"Isn't that one of the things Dr. Khal used you as a lab rat for?" [Y/n] questioned him.

"I WASN'T HIS- oh whatever..."

"Uh-huh, we saved these people's souls and this is what we get." Cuphead said.

"Seriously though, we have no idea so we just settle with... magic." They both shrugged their shoulders. "We're magical! Lots of things are magical are around here!"

"I mean, sometimes, for no reason at all, random objects just come to life! And usually, all they get is just a pair of eyes, or a mouth, and we just don't know why." [Y/n] said.

"Yeah, Mangosteen was like that!" Cuphead said.

"Yup."

"And it can happen anywhere! Last week, a traffic light near our apartment came to life. But it kept freaking out and messing with the traffic so a bunch of construction guys came over and took it down."

"Yeah... what do you think they did with it afterwards?"

Cuphead was about to answer but no words came out of his mouth. All three of them looked concerned until Cuphead spoke up. "MAGIC!!"

"My magic to be exact." The Devil said.

[A/n]: The whole truth or dare part is in the next chapter.