Deefer : Okay so, this is the game. You guys gonna pick a name from this small box and you're gonna tell us 'What is it like to be with... that name'. Got it? You go first, Phil.
Phil : I hate being the first player but... I think this is fun soo... *picks a paper from the small box* *unfolds it* Ch-China?
Deefer : Okay... so what is it like to be with China?
Phil : China is a bully... a hijo de puta. Being with China... will be the worst day of my life... because he always steals something from me.
China : I don't steal. THEY ARE MINE.
Phil : The West Philippine Sea is mine, China.
Deefer : You're next Martial.
Martial : *picks a paper and unfolds it* * looks at Deefer* What the fuck?
Deefer : What? *laughs a bit*
Martial : Nothing. *breathes out* I think, when I'm with North Korea...
NK : He will get fucked up all night long. *lenny face*
Martial : NO! Eew. When I'm with him... I'll nuke him 'til he can't go out of the house alive.
NK : Because I'm already dead for you in that time. Hehehe.
Martial : *blushes*
America : Okay... my turn. *picks a paper and unfolds* Woah. It's America too. What does it feel to be America, America? *laughs and picks another one* *unfolds* Okay, it's America again. I'll answer it anyway. Uhm, If I'm with America, we will eat hamburgers and go to Starbucks everyday and, we'll smack Britain- *laughs* I'm joking. Yeah. It's fun to be with America.
Spain : *unfolds the paper* This is still America. I think you haven't changed what's in the box, Deefer.
Deefer : I ALREADY CHANGED THAT!
Spain : Okay fine. I'll break America's shades and bash McDonald's.
America : ;-;
Japan : *unfolds the paper* Del Pilar? Who is he?
Phil : He's my brother, J. *points Del*
Japan : Ahh, okay. *examines Del* Uh, I think being with Philip's brother is fun, because he is cute and looks friendly. I think it will be fun. Yeah. By the way, about Germany and I... we were friends behind the scenes.
Germany : Friends because of our parents.
Japan : Yeah, that's true. We were so close with Italy that nobody would separate us... but our parents can't stop staring at each other until now...
(JE and Nazi still staring at each other lmao)
Germany : There's nothing between me and Japan but honestly, she is beautiful. I think the whole East Asia is falling for her.
SK : I do.
China : Nope.
NK : Nope.
Deefer : And what's with you and NK, China? I heard... you two were engaged?
Martial : *shattered glass sound effect*
NK : No. I haven't ask- *saw Martial's blank face* I haven't ask Martial Law to marry me.
Martial : *shocked* Why me? Ask China. Go on.
NK : Don't worry. China will marry you on the second book. But behind the scenes, I and China were... were chums.
China : Yeah.
Martial : *another broken glass sound effects*
Huk : *unfolds paper* Oh. I would enjoy to be with Philip. It is like... I'm having fun with my little brother. Philip is a cute bun that can make countries fight for it. Hehehe.
Deefer : Hey Del, wanna play?
Del : No thanks. I love being with anybody.
Deefer : *picks paper from the box and opens it* Zorichal- wait... why's this name here? WHO PUT THAT NAME HERE!?
(Phil and Martial laughing at the background)
Deefer : *sighs* Fine. Being with this girl is... fun. She has a very creative mind and really good at roleplaying. We made a ship (Nazi x Israel) and... you don't wanna know what happened to them-
Martial : They fucked- *laughs*
Deefer : Yeah. THANK YOU BESS! I WISH YOU WERE READING THIS NOW! *flying kiss*
America : Are you two... girlfriends? or just friends?
Deefer : I don't actually know... but she was the very first girl I fall in love with.
Phil : SANA ALL!
Deefer : Okay... so I made this interview to cheer you guys up. I know you were sad because of the TORTURE thing. I wanna tell you guys again about the next book I will be writing. It is a TRAGIC-LOVE Story about Nazi and Jews, that is what Naz call Israel. Thank you for the 3K reads and 166 Votes! Thank you guys so much. I never expect this in my whole life. And yeah. You can ask questions on the comment section and I'll let the casts answer them xD. We don't bite, don't worry. I am a very friendly author but you guys can't add me on facebook. Just follow me on IG or twitter xD.
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Deefer : You can ask me questions too. I'm sorry if sometimes I spoil some parts from the ending. The story was abouta end yeah. Maybe... 3 more chapters left... and 3 smut specials (em not sure about this). THANK YOU AGAIN!
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Unknown Connections from the Past | AU Countryhumans Fanfiction
FanfictionUNKNOWN CONNECTIONS FROM THE PAST ☆☆•☆☆ After being a victim of the Spaniards' occupation of their land, Philip experienced trauma and Martial Law appeared in his head as a personality. He kept that as a secret to his parents and friends and he's no...
