Social Casualty

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Hello. Hey. Hi.

So I'm like extremely bored and don't have anything to do. Currently at the moment, I'm in the arena where the boys are currently playing. Wait correction. They will play here. It's sound check. So they sort of are playing. And right now it's extremely boring and I really just want to disrupt them by doing effects or saying random shit. Which I already do 24/7. It's just that sound check takes so damn long. And I want it to be interesting. Like a couple months ago they went naked. And it was hilarious. Thank god I didn't see what they call their man hood. No. Ew. No. I made them wear condoms and beanies on their junk. I literally went to a gas station and bought condoms. Then bought a bunch of their merch beanies and forced it onto them.

By force I mean "Ey. You. Yeah. You dorks. Put these on or underwear or I'll chop those sticks off, smush them and feed it to management." Calum was the only one who actually listened to me.

The rest were stubborn. Hell Lucas even almost joined in. Then I told him I'd buy him a special friend for his birthday if he did. (A.K.A. a snake) I swear he got teary and it almost made me feel bad. It was so hard not to laugh. Then there was the other three.

"But Asher! It's so much more fun this way. Do you think I came into this world fully clothed?" asked Luke. I literally face palmed. No kidding.

"I came out of my mother's womb screaming and showing my junk to all the ladies in the room! And I'll be damned if I don't leave the same way! Our fans need to see us entirely!" screamed Michael. Okay he did have a point about coming into this world naked. But I was thinking on the logic side of things.

"Asher you should join us!" suggested Ashton. I was so surprised. Like oh my god. What the actual fuck. I laughed agreeing. They all turned towards me with wide eyes. I took off my shirt just to reveal my tank top.

"You guys are fucking pervs. To hell that I would go naked. Now get busy and do your shit. I'm bored. Take a picture and post it on twitter put some clothes back on."

That was the last I said to them before I left.

Yeah that was a really messed up sound check. But today I am extremely bored. And I wouldn't let that happen again. So this is what I'll do. I am going to play with the lighting, photography, and just entertain myself while I can.

I go up to the lighting and effects coordinator room and ask if I could play around with some stuff. They said yes. Though it was quiet awkward but they chose not to question me. I plugged my phone into a near by speaker and blasted many different music Artists. As I just made the whole arena into a little club. Only in that room though. Dancing around. Yes to myself. Yay! The boys finished sound check so I decided to plug my phone into the arena speakers. At first the boys were clueless until Luke pointed up at me in the box. I waved and cranked up the music. Doing my little DJ shit and just having a blast. The boys also started to cool off and just be chill as they danced around and strummed some chords. That's where my camera came in handy and I took pictures. I loved it. Most awesome thing.

It's all of us letting loose. And I love moments like this.

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A couple hours later and we had finished our little clubbing fest as we heard fans screaming from behind the stage.

"Okay guys. Lets do a rocking show!" yelled out Calum. I laughed.

"I'll be out front. See ya laters!" I left back stage when I heard feet running towards me. Which was weird because there were literally a thousand people making a ruckus not even 50ft away from me. I turn around to smash right into Michael as he grips me in a hug.