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I SAW THIS MOTHERFUCKING BOOK IN MY RECOMMENDED
AND IT WAS A (StRiCtLy) 18+ JIMIN FANFIC
SO O F C O U R S E MY UNDER SIXTEEN ASS IS GONNA READ IT RIGHT?
RIGHT
SO LIKE I WAS READING IT
AND THIS CHAPTER BE LIKE VDHSJEEH BLAH BLAH BLAH THE Y/N CHICK PISSES JIMIN OFF BECAUSE SHE GOT FLIRTY WITH HER FRIEND IN FRONT OF HIM *DESPITE* THE FACT THAT JIMIN AT THAT POINT OF THE STORY WAS LITERALLY JUST HER COWORKER ANYWAY SO I KEPT READING AND THEN JIMIN'S ASS HIGH KEY FUCKED HER IN THE BACK OF HIS CAR AND I KEPT READING AND WHEN THEY FINISHED UP HE LEANED DOWN TO HER EAR AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE WHISPERED? YOU KNOW WHAT HE WHISPERED. HE DID DUN WAS LIKE
"ANGRY SEX IS THE BEST SEX"
LIKE HOE IM SO PROUD MY SON RLLY BE TAKING AFTER ME LIKE THAT 😭✊✊
YOU ARE READING
🖤 𝙖𝙙𝙢𝙞𝙣 🖤
Acakliterally no one cares #1 in #aboutagirl - 02/02/20 #3 in #abouttheauthor - 04/02/20
