Wassup homies! Its ya girl, Cookie_Unicorn!
Today im ranting about: People who think watermelon is better than potatoes.
Like, srsly people? I took a vote with the other members of FCW and only Gem and I liked potatoes better. I mean, potatoes are magical. Cant anyone see that? *cries in corner*
Anyway, potatoes are people too. See, potatoes have terrible lives. They are awoken by humans, then cut up and heated up. Then, get this, HUMANS EAT THEM! WHY? Now, get this. I am a magical potato living on a magical potato rainbow with my magical pegasus named Rainbow Fart. All potatoes have magical rainbow fairy wings that are invisible to humans. Some potatoes escape like me. Others arent as fortunate. If you ever have any potatoes missing, know they are a lucky potatoe like me.
I WAS JUST REALLY BORED SO I WROTE DIS! Anyway, cya homies! Cookie_Unicorn, out!
