irondad and spiderson one shots!!! (Peter's class reacting is discontinued)

peters class reacts to FFH pt.2

This year has beennothing short of...shits's crazy.It's like insane.- Jason!- What?No swearing.Nah, it's a scholastic school.We're good.... historic.Over five years ago, half ofall life in the universe,including our own Midtown High,was wiped from existence.But then, eight months ago, a bandof brave heroes brought us back.They called it "The Blip".Those of us who blipped awaycame back the same age.But our classmates that didn'tblip, had grown five years older.Yeah, like my little brother?He's now older than me.Yeah, it's math.And even though we hadblipped away halfway throughthe school year and hadalready taken midterms,the school made us start the wholeyear over from the beginning.It's totally unfair.It's not right.Tigers, it's been a long, dramatic,somewhat confusing road.As we draw this year to aclose, it's time to move on.To a new phase of our lives.And pray nothing crazy happens again, 'coz arethe Avengers, even like, a thing anymore?Does anyone even have a plan?

"I don't understaaaaaaaaaand" ned whined

"what the hell is going on, "MJ said

"I don't know I don't know just keep watching"

I have a plan. Okay...First, I'm gonna sit nextto MJ on the flight.Mm-hmm.Second, I'm gonna buy adual headphone adapterand watch movies withher the whole time.- Okay.- Three...When we go to Venice, Venice is super-famousfor making stuff out of glass, right?- True.- So, I'm gonna buy hera Black Dahlia necklace because herfavorite flower is the Black Dahlia,- because of, well...- The murderer.The murderer.

MJ blushes deep red and peter sinks into his seat

Four...When we go to Paris, I'm gonna takeher to the top of the Eiffel Tower,give her the necklace,and then, five...I'm gonna tell her how I feel.And then six, hopefully she tellsme, she feels the same way.- Don't forget step seven.- Step seven...Don't do any of that.Why?Because we're gonna bebachelors in Europe, Peter.

ned and Peter burst out laughing at that last line

- Ned...- Look, I may not know much,but I do know this...Europeans love Americans.Really?And more than halfof them are women!Okay. Sure, but...I really like MJ, man. Okay?She's awesome, she's super-funnyin a kind of dork wayand sometimes I catch her looking atme, and I feel like I stood up late...Dude she's coming now.Just don't say anything

"Okay everyone snack and washroom break move it along move it along"

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