One Direction Vacation

Chapter 3

Insulting Much??!!

"Uhh... Hi?" I said with BIG uncertainty. Who wouldn't? WHEN THE WHOLE ONE DIRECTION ESPECIALLY LEPRECHAUN BOY IS STARING AT YOU??? Yeah, good times, good times..... "Mayu! You okay?!" Yep, Jake is here once again, breaking my train of thought and face smeared with pistachio ice cream. Jake loves ice cream. HE'S OBSESSED I'M TELLING YOU. "Hullo Jake. And you only decide to come now? How very thoughtful." I say dryly, trying hard to ignore those faces full of amusement behind me as I talk to my clueless, goofy friend. "Aw man Mayu, I thought you were more careful than this! I can remember that time you-" I quickly clamped my hand over his over-talkative mouth, also smearing my hand with that green colored ice cream, very much resisting the urge to punch the lights out of the five sniggering boys behind me, "DON'T EVEN TRY FLASHBACKING ABOUT THAT TIME JACOB SANDERS, OR SO HELP ME I AM GONNA PUNCH YOU SO HARD, YOU'RE MOM WILL FEEL IT ALL THE WAY TO AMERICA." I growled, still not taking my hand off. Jake's eyes suddenly went wide with fear and began nodding so fast, I thought his head would fly off. "AS FOR YOU FIVE...." I snarled, rotating slowly for the dramatic effect (WHAT??? IT'S A GOOD MOVIE CLICHÈ), I faced the 1D boys with my scariest face. They finally began to look scared also. I pointed my finger at the Horan kid, "YOU, YOU MAY HAVE SAVED ME FROM A FACEPLANT AND I THANK YOU BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HATE YOU ANYMORE." I pointed at Curly Head (Harry Styles) next, "YOU LOOK WEIRD WITH CURLY HAIR IT'S WAYY TO BOUNCY." Then I pointed at the Dude with Ugly Yellow Highlights (Zayn Malik), "TO ME, YOU WERE ACTUALLY GOOD LOOKING-" Malik beamed at me but before he can say thank you, I told him something personally that crushed his super vain ego, "LEMME FINISH FIRST, YOU WERE ACTUALLY GOOD LOOKING BEFORE YOU MADE YOURSELF UGLY BY PUTTING THOSE UGLY HIGHLIGHTS MR. UGLY." His face fell, then I pointed at Liam Neeson-I mean, Payne, oh whatever and so rolled out my insults, "DUDE WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU, HAVING YOUR GIRLFRIEND BE YEARS OLDER THAN YOU THAT'S A PROBLEMO MISTER!" His face was white with fear, shock and all that stuffs, then I attacked King Louis IV (lol no offense late king o' France) (Louis Tomlinson) last, "DUDE, STOP PUTTING YO MUSIC UP, IF YOU DO WANT TO BE DEAF, AT LEAST KEEP IT TO YOURSELF NOT MAKE US DEAF ALSO." At last, I was finished and they were on the floor.... Oops. "Mayu! Niall saved you from a faceplant in the previous chapter, you should at least thank him properly." Jake scolded- wait, last chapter?? "DUDE WAY THE GO ON BREAKING THE DANG FOURTH WALL." "Can we flashback??" "NO." "What's fourth wall?" "You just said- OH WHATEVAH." To me, this was gonna be a looong day.....

Guys this is the author so I'm really sorry about insulting the boys but it was needed in the story okay? Sorry! Plus, Mayu will start liking them later on anyway.... :))