John groaned, cracking his eyes open as the bright sunlight from the window stung. Finally rolling out of bed he blinked multiple times to get rid of the dots in his vision. Pouring himself a bit of bourbon he downed a fair amount to keep himself going for the morning. Our favorite magician's morning routine, beauty bloggers with their videos beware!
It was only six o'clock in the morning! He only laid down for rest at three. He was lucky to even get those three hours for himself however.. So he couldn't complain too awful much.
He trudged on to get dressed for the tedious tasks he had planned for today, grumbling the entire time. We can safely say he's not a morning person... or an afternoon or night person for that matter. He acted the same no matter the hour of the day. He was our same snarky asshole from sunrise to sunset, or so it seemed.
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Constantine: Our Favorite Jolly Englishman
FanfictionA collection of short stories about everyone's favorite asshole.. John Constantine.
