🎃Dylan scaring his brothers
🎃Danny eating candy as soon as he gets it
🎃"Jorel stop poking every dead animal we come across"
🎃Matt pretending he isn't enjoying himself when he went full on Face Off™ and is, in fact, enjoying this.
🎃George coming across his dad best friends, Matt (AV7) and Shawn (Slipknot)
🎃George gets distracted with dad-bromance
🎃Jordan is constantly worried
🎃Holy fuck is he worried.
🎃"Dyl don't eat that!"
🎃*going through his backpack before they leave* "Where is the rubbing alcohol??"
🎃*worried mom noises*
🎃Sees mom friends
🎃Chats shit about mom friends to George who is listening because he's a whore for gossip.
🎃"That bitch really thinks her cookies are better than mine!?" "Go off honey"
🎃Clowns.
🎃Dylan trying to piss the clowns off
🎃Danny is fucking terrified that their all going to get murdered
🎃Jorel and Matt telling scary stories to Danny
🎃Danny tries not to cry when it gets too much.
🎃"Shut up you two."
🎃Matt is the first to feel bad.
🎃Danny punches them both in the gut when they hug him
🎃Proud dad moments
🎃Louie is dressed as a bumblebee
🎃"Stop trying to chase everything Louie!"
🎃"Jorel shut up."
🎃"Dylan I'll throw you out if you bring up Mothman one more time."
🎃Done dad moments.
🎃Jordan slowly becomes annoyed with his kids
🎃"Stop! The candy could be contaminated!"
🎃"No Dylan, I don't know where the Jersey Devil is."
🎃"Ew, Taffy? Really?"
🎃"These toothbrushes look cheap."
🎃*hears a snap* "HALLOWEEN IS DEAD LETS GO HOME"
🎃Horror movies when they get home
🎃Danny handles them like a pro which makes his brothers salty about earlier
🎃"How come you were about to cry earlier!"
🎃"Ugh. Fuck my life."
🎃*Danny giggles* "Trick or treat assholes"
🎃"LANGUAGE"
🎃Dylan figures out how to turn a pumpkin into a bong.
🎃Get high and leaves to hang out with his clearly bad influential friends.
🎃Dylan comes home via cops.
🎃George is surprised he didn't actually do anything.
🎃"You're son is high sir." "He's always fucking high, it's the only way he shuts up."
🎃Dylan seems very distressed and goes to his room.
🎃Worried Mom™
🎃Danny follows
🎃Dylan explains. He's terrified of clowns now.
🎃Danny decides to sleep with his brother because big bro protection.
🎃Matt and Jorel eat all of their candy and end up throwing up
🎃"Jordan they're fine! Stop trying to call 911!"
