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What kind of mind fuck am I playing? Jordan is a dad too.. why do I keep calling him mom...
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⛪ okay listen, admittedly, Jordan was no fan of church at all
⛪But Samantha brought this fuckery upon herself
⛪"My soul is too dark for the house of God! I'll burn as soon as I enter!"
⛪ *Jordan continues to try to tame his curls, having none if his shit*
⛪ "So will your father."
⛪ Danny is excited as always
⛪ He's never been in a church
⛪ Jorel wants to riot
⛪ Dylan tries to use the fact that he's a legal adult to get out of this, but the look George gave him scared him
⛪ "Do I have to wear a tie? I'm already wearing this lawyer shirt, isnt it enough? I look like a fucking dork."
⛪ "Stop bitching and go make sure Jorel isn't trying to escape"
⛪ Jorel would rather drink bleach right now
⛪ Church is where the girl he hates, who likes him... like... L I K E S him is at. He wants to die
⛪ Matt finally obliges, but silently decides he will conform the youth.
⛪ Emo Jesus™
⛪ Danny was up for it until he heard that he can't talk for most of the time being there and they have to read a book
⛪ Danny suddenly wants to hide
⛪ "You're letting her get to you... again..."
"I AM NOT" *accidentally pulls Matt's curls with the brush*
"OW MOM"
⛪ Mom panic mode
⛪ Spends too much time apologizing to his son and hugging him
⛪ "Why are we doing this again?"
"Ask your mother..."
"He won't fucking finish telling his why! He starts then starts grumbling about Samantha!"
"He's overreacting again."
⛪ Matt comes down while rubbing his head
⛪ "Did he even brush them?"
"You can't tame these babies. They're wild and free."
"O k a y"
⛪ They finally make it there, the kids not knowing why still
⛪ Let the chaos ensue
⛪ Matt immediately snuck off as soon as Samantha came over
⛪ Jorel hid behind his older brother once he saw Claire
⛪ "Leave me alone I'm gay!"
⛪ Dylan spot a hot guy
⛪ They snuck of and fucked
⛪ Danny wandered around and was all in all, the only one being a delight
⛪ "Oh look who showed up. So you do have class. And here I thought you were still living like you were 20."
"Fuck you, I have 13 records on my wall and 10 albums."
"Babe, don't let her get to you- fuck where did the boys go?"
⛪ Danny was just hit on by the pastor
⛪ Danny now hates church.
⛪ The kids take a shining to him and drag him off to the art room
⛪ Matt stay around the other kids and starts messing with them
⛪ "Santa is secretly Satan"
"If you kiss a girl, your parents will die"
"The Easter Bunny ate Jesus"
⛪ One kid cried, his work was done
⛪ Later..
⛪ Jordan finds Matt
"WHERE ARE YOUR BROTHERS AND FATHER?!"
"Fuck, I dunno."
⛪ thump
⛪ George stumbles around
⛪ "His BoOk MAyBe nUTty, bUt hE fUcKIng TaSteS gOOd!" *colapse*
⛪ Jordan feels himself shrinking
⛪ "oh fuck..."
⛪ "You fucking disgrace! Don't go near my son again!"
⛪ Dylan laughs as he runs behind Jordan
⛪ "What did you-"
⛪ crash
⛪ Jorel runs and jumps into his older brothers arms
⛪ "HELP ME SHE'S FUCKING CRAZY"
⛪ *Claire screams* "HOW DARE YOU KISS MY BROTHER!"
⛪ "I'M GAY BITCH FUCK YOU"
⛪ I don't even know what to call Claire's... crying...
⛪ Jordan is slowly losing it
⛪Samantha is laughing her ass off
⛪ Claire still believes Jorel likes her..
⛪She's quickly going to piss you off
⛪ Danny walks out with glitter and stickers all over him and a sucker in his mouth
⛪ "What did I miss?"
