☠ Oh my god, is Jordan in full on mom panic mode
☠ It's so bad he's bard from taking care of his son by George
☠ Like seriously, 911 was called twice a day
☠ He's 15 with a head cold, not the black plague
☠ He's really moody but clingy
☠ "Go the fuck away Matt"
*Matt actually turns to leave*
"Wait no! Please!"
*tears*
☠ Dylan will not stop calling it his time of the month
☠ Jorel finds it funny and joins in
☠ George and Matt are the only ones trying to have everything under control
☠ "Fuck you! I'm not a girl!"
*vomits*
☠ The older siblings realize they're being annoying
☠ They take over trying to keep mom away
☠ "IT COULD BE SMALL POX OR THE PLAGUE!"
*rummages through all cabinets, even the kitchen ones*
"WHO THE FUCK KEEPS PLATES IN HERE? THERE SHOULD BE MEDICINE"
☠ Danny vomits a lot
☠ George decides to take him to the doctor with Matt
☠ "TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL. THE HOSPITAL GEORGE! DONT FORGET HIS INHALER!"
"He doesn't have one!"
*gasp*
"WHERE IS IT?? DANNY BREATHE!!"
*frantic searching*
"Mom, he doesn't have asthma..."
"Oh thank fuck because I dont know what one looks like"
☠ Jordan feels a disturbance in the force after they leave
☠ Danny's. Room. Is. Filled. With. Germs.
☠ He does not want the plague spreading so he gets straight to cleaning
☠ He has a gas mask on???
☠ Jorel and Dylan literally have no idea what to do so they watch TV
☠ Jorel sneezes because of dust
☠ *Jordan slams Danny's door open, letting the smell of lemony freshness enter the house*
☠ "WHO SNEEZED?"
☠ Fear enters their bodies and they bolt
☠ Danny has a stomach virus from the sushi he ate two nights ago
☠ George and Matt help him inside the house where they find Jordan scrubbing everything
☠ "I can smell the germs!"
"Babe, I think you might be lightheaded from the bleach.."
"I CAN SMELL THEM"
"That's it. Bed, now."
☠ Matt helps his little brother to his room
☠ Jordan is trying to fend George off but his husband is having none of his shit
☠ George realizes that his husband is in fact, small, so he throws him over his shoulder and takes him to their room
☠ Jordan is now starting to feel light headed
☠ "I... gotta... clean..."
"No, you really don't."
"Fuck... you..."
☠ Jordan passes out in the bed
☠ The next day Danny is much better but guess who's not...
☠ Jordan.
☠ Danny comes in the room and beams at his father.
☠ "I'm sorry you're not feeling well mom."
☠ Jordan: *incoherent noises but Danny's sure he said he loves him*
☠ Danny stays in his bed the rest of the day and tomorrow, his brothers taking turns laying down with him
☠ George goes to their room and looks at Jordan. He's a mess
☠ "I've seen you completely trashed before with food all over you, and yet, you look better like this."
*Jordan weakly smacks him*
*George laughs and decided he will have fun teasing his beloved for making the house smell like lemon and bleach.*
☠ Jordan decides he'll just cough on him later
☠ Jorel sneezes once more
☠ "Dad, I think I might be getting sick."
☠ "Don't tell your mother."
