Alastor x Reader oneshots (COMPLETED)

Look alikes?! ☁️♥︎

(Alastor's POV)

"No no no, this simply won't do!" I said, as Charlie, Vaggie and I argued over what colour palette to use on the Hotel's grand party that would be sure to catch the attention of the loathsome sinners. We were arguing over wether to make the colours black, or red. We had all split up into different colours with Husk, Nifty and I picking red, while Charlie, Vaggie, and the nuisance Angel Dust chose black.

"I think we need another opinion. And I know just the demon!" I said, snapping my fingers. We teleported instantly to the front gates of my mansion where my beautiful and amazing lover currently resides. She would help settle this little feud.

"Damn smiles, you never told us ya got a place this fine!" The pest of a spider whistled, hands on his hips while looking around with a impressed expression.

I secretly rolled my eyes at him without anyone noticing.

I quickly opened the gates, striding past the front garden and heading to the front doors, and when I reached those doors, I practically slammed it open.

"(Y/N) DARLING I'M HOMEEEE~! I BROUGHT GUESTS AND I NEED YOUR GREATLY VALUED OPINION ON SOMETHING THAT WE CANNOT DECIDE ON!" I yelled out into the house, startling the guests I came with. A beat of silence, before a pitter pattering of running footsteps were heard.

There running through the hallway, jumping and then sliding while standing on the banister, was the most gosh-darn beautiful demoness I've ever laid my eyes on. She landed in my arms with a 'oof' before jumping out and sticking a pose.

"ALRIGHT! Whatcha need help with love?"
(Y/n) asked, the misfits behind me were shocked at my look alike and CLEARLY my partner! I held her closer and started going on about what we were fighting about while she listened intently.

"Ya know ya could've just used both colours right? And also, nice ta meet ya all! Hi Niffty, Husker." (Y/n) said, giving the misfits a grin while grabbing Charlie's hand to shake it vigorously. Vaggie pointed her spear onto my dear lover's neck, and obviously I wasn't having it!

"Ahahaha! Do NOT touch MY darling." I said, my smile going large and twitchy as my eyes turned into radio dials. (Y/n) just smiled wider, and took my hand in hers to squeeze it in her grasp.

"MY?! SINCE WHEN WERE YOU EVER WITH SOMEONE?! AND WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE YOU?! AINT THAT A BIT NARCISSISTIC WHEN YA CALL HER 'BEAUTIFUL'?!" The pest screamed, making wild hand gestures at me and my lover.

"Why, we've been together ever since The Stock Market Crash of 1929! Ahahaha sooo many orphans!" My darling and I said the last part at the same time.

"YOU'VE BEEN TOGETHER SINCE WHEN?!-"Now now, the reason you came here has been answered and I see no reason for you to be here anymore!" I cut the pest off mid sentence. (Y/n) laughed.

"So you're telling me, you came all the way here just to ask something so simple? Ya could've just called!" She asked, looking up at me with an amused expression.

"Well darling, you know I take every reason I can to see you!" I grinned at her small blush, as I snapped the misfits back to the Hotel, leaving me alone to peacefully kiss my beautiful lover.

♥︎ "Heh heh love ya too Alastor~" ♥︎